went to golden mile complex wif kinchi today
and haha let this be a tutorial of wad things to buy
soooo... let me change to magazine style first....
So people out there... look here
are you prepared for NS?
are you sure???
nope you are not?
well dun you fear cause honghui is here!
so these are a list of must buy while you are getting prepared for your next 2 yrs
No1:


















TAPES!!!
of course you will need them
wad happens if you see an enemy n he decides to scream for help
wad can you do???
its like 'der....' , YOU CAN TAPE HIS MOUTH UP!!!
No2:


















Ropes and umbrella nails!!!
So the enemy decided to scream and you have done a good job taping up his mouth
well WELL DONE PPL
but your enemy still can RUN..
But why?
cuz he has legs... -.-
unless u hav j_ _ _ _ _ as an enemy
if that is the case.. u can juz bribe ur enemy wif chicken wings.. and feed him of course
NO dun even think about that pre-enlistees out there
wad you have to do?
You can giv ur enemy a good bondage n nail him to the ground
or even the WALL(for other purposes)
but wall goes well wif a wip for torturing n fetish purposes
No3:



















rubber bands!!
but you may say
'Hey wtf? why would we soldiers need rubber band?'
come on.. let ur imagination run wild
imagine u r in the jungle
everything around you is nothing but trees
no gals to fuk
no porn cuz ur mp4 battery has ran dry
YOU WILL BE VERY ANGST
SO WAD YOU CAN DO FOR RECRREATIONAL ACTIVITY?
YOU WANK!
this super hard latex rubber bands is able to provide pleasure 100 times the excitement then a normal dick ring
some more it comes wif variable sizes
the xxxxxxxxs one and the xxxxxxxxxxl one
Ok im juz joking.. in case Kenny thinks its real n try it on...
No4:


















Ziplock bag
this is to contain ur feases in case u need to shit
and you somehow remember ur primary school teacher say
'leave nothing, not even your shit behind'
the ziplock bag is also waterproof
which means that it can carry water/semi liquid content
hint hint*
No5:



















wad happens if you hav a severe agne attack when u r stucked in the jungle??
omg that will be damn bad
omg wad if the wild boars laugh at you if they see ur pimple filled faces
no fear
you can anyhow spam you faces wif green n black camo n add some powder
after that finish it off by smudging you entire face with water
leave it on ur face for some time for the effect to be permernant(untill the war is over)
No6:



















engineering gloves!!
you can get a pair for juz 80 cents
this comes in handy when you are damn angry wif you company mate
cuz you could to this

























a universal way of saying _l_ ,
i juz fucked ur mom yesterday

So people fear no more
in a war, where you are lost
dun panic dun freak out
listen to your heart and my advice
nothing can go wrong, in your journey to hell...