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2009-08-10T18:19:00.000+08:00

its like 6 plus now... im like stuck between civilian life and army life rit now..
so i pretty much cant do anything now
n thus i decided to blog

juz found out that ive been spending too much on food liao
1 random meal can easily cost up to 20 minimum
shit man

alright i give up
was suddenly reminded that that i cant talk much about army stuffs
in case i get posted to db or smth
i shall go find other things to do.

see ya

2009-06-28T20:00:00.003+08:00

it sucks to be sucked at a place where u fucking hate and totally dun belong to
and looking ahead doesnt cheer u up at all
and u cant lie to urself that its doing u any good or any justice
for the pay, for honour? for nation? bullshit.
well in other words NS...

OK so i suddenly decided to blog after so long
y leh
cuz i hav lived to tell my tale
of jumping of a flying aircraft from 1000feet
crazy isnt? but ya its NS....
But nvm, i shall not spend my last few moments of my civilian life rambling on above parachuting.

sms gwynneth till late last night or to be exact, this morning
n found out that i hav literally AWOL from life
didnt know lots of things
and hav not seen some of my friends for a long time liao
really must find a book out to meet up again
So much things hav happening liaoyet i dun hav a single clue
thx to army that has cuz to me to be to lazy to go out on sat mornings..
call that introvert if u one
haha
but nvm, im all set for the impending sentosa outing ahead

But Damn u can call me bitchy or wad
i think i really need a gossip thearpy or two to keep my info updated
in other words siew yuen haha be prepared to receieve my calls
hahaha :x

but to kao-pei-ing
most of the gals r having/enjoying their uni-orientation camps or activities
which means they are getting on wif their lives
BUT hey its unfair
gals r the biggest chao geng, even better den jian kai
they dun even need to serve
yar yar yar u may say that they would waste 10months or their lives immoblile when they r pragnant
but hey we waste 22 months
and 12 months difference is alot
i can grow my hair to an emo lenght of 1m and shave it off 10 times
so to make it fair, WE MUST MAKE EM PRAGNANT AT LEAST 3 TIMES

ok lots of bull crap
haha
i gotta say bb to life again
and embrace my country flag with open arms and a changi camp pass

2009-03-13T00:03:00.002+08:00

Long time since ive blogged

oh well
juz gonna summarise my year up till now
got into NS
got used to the boredom of ns
got a taste of field camp
got back my screwed up A lvls
got really emo for 2 hours
got back to camp on the same day
got raped by song yuan n dennis
got to know new ppl new friends..
got to pop yesterday
got 12 days of leave
and this is it, me sitting in front of my computer typing away
short as it may seem, but the process was like eternity

juz watch the class mv that was made right b4 A lvls
memories and scenes of yesterdays flashed across my head
feeling quite sad cause i enjoyed 2yr in JC
i cant imagine that i actually made a half an hour video juz before A lvls...
haha.. but its worth it i guess...

2009-01-31T21:17:00.002+08:00

Finally managed to get to blog
been so busy and tired ever since enlistment
well i guess ns isnt so bad after all..
we juz hav to make peace with boredom.. the rest would be ok
training is challenging but still so so .. still quite ok la
but there is more to come is guess
hoping that i can cope and survive all the way till i receive my red beret
tts my goal of this yr i guess

well its gonna be damn tough, the thought of 72km march juz sends chills down my spine
to 8km march with all those shit already so jialt liao..
fucking good game liao

Chinese new year and i am not allowed to go malaysia because of bmt...
most of the festive mood vanished
n i dun really care about angbao this time cause i dun fucking get to spend it

wish u guys a happy new year
n for those who r screwing up themselves, get alive hahahha
and for those in Tekong: there is no mozzies in pasir ris

2009-01-08T23:03:00.002+08:00

ok.. finally the day has come
n im going to enlist tml

NS seems so distant last yr...
n i jus hack care bout it

with a blink of an eye
its happening tml!!!
n thx to tt, im freaking anxious..

so i guess no more retarded blogposts for 2 weeks until cny

n yup did alot of things these few days.. but im totally not in the mood to blog about it because of obvious reasons.
N thx jun liang n Joel for pei-ing me these few days.. to prevent myself from dying from boredom/ anxiety....
haha
but oh well my camp is damn near my house.. haha.. if my dad drive me there.. i think the most take 15 mins reach liao
yup its juz next to punggol which is next to senkang( where i live in)
so at least when in camp, i know tt im fucking near home
ganbatte neh!!!
jia you!!!
ok lame.. this sounds like some jap porn war/beast cry or wadever u may call it..

but yup for the $$$$$ n the sword n the red beret!!!!
ok hope tt i wont get kicked-in-the-ass out

so BYE BYE
may e force be wif me..

2009-01-05T02:18:00.004+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEWARE EVERYONE
IF YOU HAV HANDLES ON YOUR CHAIR
PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
GRAB HOLD OF IT TIGHT .......
BECAUSE WAD YOU ARE ABOUT
TO SEE IS GOING TO MAKE YOU
FALL OFF YOUR FUCKING CHAIR!!!
THIS IS THE RESULT OF A OVERLY-BORED
PRE-ENLISTEE
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HAHAHA JUZ LOOK AT WEEKEE'S EYES..
omfg
HE SERIOUSLY LOOK LIKE A GOLDFISH
OMG OMGOMG
AND LOOK AT JES N JEANETTE
WAH LAN
I, MYSLEF FELL DOWN MY CHAIR LAUGHING
so the class is good in nothing except for eye power haha

Yup i download photoshop juz now n decided to fool around wif it
there is this bloat tool tt i suppose can make some parts of ur body (erm erm..*) bigger
so i decided to use this class pic n edit
n turn out.. when i full screen the picture
hahaha
omg omg
i laugh until hav inner-injury
omg omg

2009-01-03T00:40:00.004+08:00

went to golden mile complex wif kinchi today
and haha let this be a tutorial of wad things to buy
soooo... let me change to magazine style first....
So people out there... look here
are you prepared for NS?
are you sure???
nope you are not?
well dun you fear cause honghui is here!
so these are a list of must buy while you are getting prepared for your next 2 yrs
No1:

TAPES!!!
of course you will need them
wad happens if you see an enemy n he decides to scream for help
wad can you do???
its like 'der....' , YOU CAN TAPE HIS MOUTH UP!!!
No2:

Ropes and umbrella nails!!!
So the enemy decided to scream and you have done a good job taping up his mouth
well WELL DONE PPL
but your enemy still can RUN..
But why?
cuz he has legs... -.-
unless u hav j_ _ _ _ _ as an enemy
if that is the case.. u can juz bribe ur enemy wif chicken wings.. and feed him of course
NO dun even think about that pre-enlistees out there
wad you have to do?
You can giv ur enemy a good bondage n nail him to the ground
or even the WALL(for other purposes)
but wall goes well wif a wip for torturing n fetish purposes
No3:

rubber bands!!
but you may say
'Hey wtf? why would we soldiers need rubber band?'
come on.. let ur imagination run wild
imagine u r in the jungle
everything around you is nothing but trees
no gals to fuk
no porn cuz ur mp4 battery has ran dry
YOU WILL BE VERY ANGST
SO WAD YOU CAN DO FOR RECRREATIONAL ACTIVITY?
YOU WANK!
this super hard latex rubber bands is able to provide pleasure 100 times the excitement then a normal dick ring
some more it comes wif variable sizes
the xxxxxxxxs one and the xxxxxxxxxxl one
Ok im juz joking.. in case Kenny thinks its real n try it on...
No4:

Ziplock bag
this is to contain ur feases in case u need to shit
and you somehow remember ur primary school teacher say
'leave nothing, not even your shit behind'
the ziplock bag is also waterproof
which means that it can carry water/semi liquid content
hint hint*
No5:

wad happens if you hav a severe agne attack when u r stucked in the jungle??
omg that will be damn bad
omg wad if the wild boars laugh at you if they see ur pimple filled faces
no fear
you can anyhow spam you faces wif green n black camo n add some powder
after that finish it off by smudging you entire face with water
leave it on ur face for some time for the effect to be permernant(untill the war is over)
No6:

engineering gloves!!
you can get a pair for juz 80 cents
this comes in handy when you are damn angry wif you company mate
cuz you could to this

a universal way of saying _l_ ,
i juz fucked ur mom yesterday

So people fear no more
in a war, where you are lost
dun panic dun freak out
listen to your heart and my advice
nothing can go wrong, in your journey to hell...

2009-01-01T23:14:00.004+08:00

okay i hav nothing to do besides playing monstermu so i shall continue rambling

yup after countdown at vivo
den tio spamed by many sms.. n i was spam-ing too lar
i was looking down the contacts.. i saw ying xiao's number
den suddenly feel very sad like tt
too used to having him joking around..
now tt like do alot of things.. liike going out.. at he back of my mind will be thinking that we can call him along
n realised that he is no longer in Sg
haha.. used to enjoyed.. ok not used to.... even rit now... enjoy suaning him
telling him to go back his china
haha and now he is really back in china n join the league of prcs
ironic isnt it?

2008 is a very eventful yr..
full of mistakes
full of regrets
full of observations
full of laughter
full of sorrow
full of lessons learnt..
character change
new outlook
skills learnt
friends made
friends left
friends rediscovered
friends maintained
many many more
i wont mind having on more this yr seriously

but looking into 2009
a really GREEN 2009
surviving NS
getting niao non stop becuz of tt
i guess i juz have to try my best
if not one yr later i may be cursing all my regrets of 2009 here
and i do not want that to happen

tokng bout resolutions
haha yu xin says she want a 600 x 800 one
i did get wad she mean.. she was toking out tv resolution..
-.-
so i told her tt her yr 2009 will be very fine... since its high resolution
mine neh?
yup i know it sounds stupid cuz alot of ppl every yr says al9ot of resolutions n end up forgetting them in like 2 days?
but i guess ill try making one n see how it turns out..

1: surviving NS ( for the obvious reasons)
2: be a better person/guy/friend
3: be more tidy( not impt but tidiness is zero for me)
4:self reflect more although i dun sit on bus 87 now
5: DONT DO ONTO OTHER WHAT YOU DUN WANT OTHERS TO DO ONTO YOU

2009-01-01T22:20:00.002+08:00

siah lar
really lots of thing happened these 2 weeks
first went to pulau ubin wif jes
oh ya n wr
i was fun... cycled to some random beach n threw stone..
damn fun lar.. the stone can like jump five times on the water one...
mine hoe can jump like super far one lar... see buay nice..
haha den jes like a NOOB haha
her one cannot jump at all one.. like when she throw.. we were like anticipating some nice hopps..
den end up... "doop" tts all
haha but at least her best throw was 3 jumps.. which is NOOB
lol

n went for some super long dist cycling wif jun liang
the route that we took is in the picture i drew ontop
super tired lar.. seriously
super fuking-ingly fuking tired
den like on the express way.. almost get knocked down by crazy speeding lorries...

den juz now went to class outing n rode around the park connector..
this time alot shorter than the trip wif JL
so aaft
er the whole thing im not tired at all(unlike Mr lim chin huat)
he ride untill like want to die liao
haha
BUT GUESS WAD???
I FINALLY MASTER HOW TO RIDE BIKE WITHOUT HANDS LIAO!!!
WOOHOOOO
wah see buay song siah.. at first i was bored so i decided to do something fun( becuz of the fact the chin huat was going at such a pace too slow)
so i rode without hands only can like balance 5 secs....
after a few more tries den 10sec..
den dun noe why suddenly can ride without hands liao
seriously lar.. the process is like less than half an hr?
song bo... like 'bankai' den can dun use hand n ride liao
so i happy happy, when reaching east coast decided to show off my new skill
everyone(includin angmohs) was like oO at me
wah super AA sia.. so any one, if u r deprived of attention like me.. u can try this too

but still, the main point is that:.......................
Im an im-ba fast learner
muahahahaha

2008-12-29T00:49:00.002+08:00

OMFG
SIEW YUEN WENT FOR PLASTIC SURGERY
N KEPT US IN THE DARK

and of course the plastic surgeon is none other than DR.SOH.HH
a qualified plastic surgeon for the tranny/slutes
so if you want bigger eyes and smaller nose/nostriles
do not hesitate to sms: ur name/ic/ur fravorite sexual position(random) / i ish need ur plastic surgery one DR HH, i lurb lurb euu veri veri muchie to number 999

and the person who reply you will assist you in booking a date to be arrested to our clinic which is by the seaside (because DR HH enjoyes having long walks along the beach)

For more enquires please visit our 'offical' website :http://www.siew_yuen.blogspot.com/
to ask ur qns, simply tag 'fuck you bitch' on the website n put ur name as anonymous1 2 or 3
ur qn will be swifty followed up a few days later with satisfying ans.

2008-12-22T23:48:00.002+08:00

wah lann
im sooooo broke
cant wait for ns to come<< cant imagine myself saying this

hai hao tt day hui jun recommend me for 1 day job 95bucks lehh
omg
the job requires u to do alot of things
1:stone
2:stone
3:stone...
..
..
100000:stone

serious stone until like siao
count the number of pedestrians crossing a certain uloo road
the most like 1hr 30 ppl
so in others words, i get paid $10 per hr for counting to 30?
omg!!!
BUT guess wad end up
i ask when ill be getting m pay..
he say: 'oh 1 month later'
WTFFFFF... like i will need 95bucks in NS like tt
holy shit siahh
the all the random AJC ppl like LOLLOL me lor
N got something damn funny happened on tt day sia
got this guai person from AJC
he was good friend of wallace ( but they fell out becuz of stupid things
he like call his gf along n cuddle around while working
lame rit.. he like no eq at all lor
den got some passer-by came along n took a pic of him doing tt..
lol.. he almost got into trouble
den is like.. b4 tt thing happen we were like trying to predict wad is he doing to his gf
den a gal like made random comment: 'latter he hug hug her.. den....do this do tt..'
LOL.. in e end tts wad tt happened exactly
lol lmao

haha i ponn-ing thccc xmas party tml
y i pon leh?
haha
i dun tok to juniors one
i dun tok to ............. one
ying xiao go back liao so sian
im broke .. so waste money .. esp when u noe u wont enjoy urself
n jes also pon.. pai sei leh jes.... >.<
n haha i got better activities tml!!!

cycling wif jl n kc(he still msn busy mode, haven reply me)
ALLLLLLLL the way from sengkang toooooooo changi
haha
so i guess i may be see-ing jrs too
>.<

N super looking forwards to the ubin trip wif jes n wr
haha
decided to go after calculating my moneyyyyyy
den haha
go lor..
lollol
nvm... got my tampo 'atm' parents can they may borrow me $$ for time being
hahah
siahh lar hope tt it wont rain tml or on sunday

2008-12-14T14:14:00.006+08:00

Ahh i just love this song

I'm holding on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
I'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a sound
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down, but wait
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say that...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothing new
I loved you with a fire red-
Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

Bridge (guitar/piano)

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
It's too late to apologize, yeah
I said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
I'm holdin on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground...

WOHHOO ITS TOOOOO LATE to apologize

ITS TOOO LATE

LOL wr sent me this NICE song n say tt i shld put on my blog.. haha

should listen non stop ppl,

cause its toooooo late to apologize

its tooo late

lol went to some nice rock in malaysia by the beach yesterday

damn nice siah

did some stupid fake rockclimbing acts

the rock is like damn damn flat lar...

den i walk to the rock there, the rock like dao me one.

nvm tts random

but ya lor on the rock alot of spray marks.. damn ugly from some angle

the tour guide say tt we should take care of these things..

shouldnt take em for granted sia :x

LOLLOL

but serious damn damn ugly lar

den below e rock hav alot of fragments..

i think the wave there damn damn strong day every Month will crumble a bit

den become lyk tt

haha i juz read some random Fiction article some where one the web..

i random to goggle

n type ' bullshit' n the article came out some where after some random linking

plz dun try cause all u get is bullshit

serious

the writer wrote about her (i tink its a gal lar.. from wad she wrote ..n bimbo her STYLE'

if its a guy.. den tt guy must be damn angst

tt person tok bout the world lor... tok untill damn smart liddat

but end up the whole thing is like stupid one

den everyone is like _l_ lor

say wad.. err i think hor alot of ppl damn ******* ((in my own words) unable to link back to tt random article as its random nature is too high for me to link back LOL.) , always laugh at her

tok cok bout her. lol quite good lar, her style, she must be some angmoh or angmoh pai one...

unlike me cheena

lol she curse unitl liao siao her pro siah.. i should LEARN from her siax

but got random ppl scold her under the page lar lol

say wad.. she will never learn siax... haha

got one imba-random one say: i pity ur sad life

(random name)vgzbebveas :btw, im not on ur side, so fuck you

haha imba funni. imagine the writer come back n almost want to thank the random person.. n read the second comment

haha she will be totally WTF one lor

but aiyo she keep on kaopei-ing other ppl.. she herself also kaopei wad...

everyone also liddat one so lol wan kao pei dun complain other ppl kapei lar..

bud the rest is good sia

esp her ORIGNAL style.....

sia lar sia lar

2008-12-11T12:58:00.002+08:00

Slept 4 1 hr only

thx to jes n her non-stop machine gun-like mouth

den went to airpot n stone for an hr b4 kenny finally came

bud nvm, its worth it, i hav psp to play for the next few days

muhahaha

den sent yingxiao home, along wif the im-ba big group of triad gang

bon voyage loz

haha im blogging in wr house so the content is super er.....

but nvm haha

2008-12-10T20:54:00.004+08:00

sian. tml xiao is leaving for Shanghai.....
hope tt we wont feel to sad tml....

I have not really sent ne one away in airport b4..
except for issada lar.. but i also dun really noe her in person
oh ya n funeral... choi choi touchwood
bud ya tml will be the first time
dunno wad will happen sia

那一天知道你要走
我们一句话也没有说
当午夜的钟声敲痛离别的心门
却打不开你深深的沉默

-----@@-----
那一天送你送到最后
我们一句话也没有留
当拥挤的月台挤痛送别的人们
却挤不掉我深深的离愁

我知道你有千言你有万语
却不肯说出口
你知道我好担心我好难过
却不敢说出口

-----REFF-----
当你背上行囊卸下那份荣耀
我只能让眼泪流在心底
面带着微微笑用力的挥挥手
祝你一路顺风

当你踏上月台从此一个人走
我只能深深地祝福你
深深地祝福你最亲爱的朋友
祝你一路顺风
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2008-12-05T14:53:00.004+08:00

aiya sian haha
being super kao pei- about several ppl
but nvm.. haha todays good
woke up at 2pm so i can forget bout going swimming -again
nvm more photos to upload

n fuck my tag board got deleted while i tried to update my email address..
fuck
nvm i send some stupid emial to the 'webmaster' liao
hope n recover em back

2008-12-05T00:26:00.004+08:00

great some people really can go eat shit liao
they dun noe who are the ones trying to protect them
they only noe how to act best for their faces
they only noe how to qualify things
and make themselves the good guy, n make everyone else seems to be wu li qu nao
want to play games also dun immediately tio caught rit?
laugh at ppl, say ppl end up, ownself also do the same thing
rit rit rit? weiren or yingxiao? familar?
sound im-ba familiar
wad goes around comes around n around n around
ok this sounds familar too
haha at least u gave me a damn good laugh on the mrt
bud how low can anyone go? haha
who knows?
白费心思有个屁用
结果还是自打嘴巴
自找没趣

can really fuck themselves
not like having pms rit
split personality so fucking extreme for fuck
say wad best friends... fuck ur moms chi bye lar
zuo pen yuo zuo dao like this
might as well go fuck the wall
有事就来find you, 没事就有can fuck off
这种朋友我干脆不要交

seriously wad jes say is to a large extend true lor
wad the fuck do you know man?
alot of things also wont tell u one
kaopei so much for fuck
understand tt life is angst sometimes
growing up pains i guess
or to be more exact, surviving pains
try to understand liao
bud so. rmb, we were juz friends rit?
everyday do e same thing, it will comfirm come to a pt whereby we grow sick of it one
n u cant expect friends to overlook it everytime one
expect friedns to help pull u out from the shadow of the past rit?
at least try to treasure them first rit?

dammit
这样也可以看清有些人的真本色
不值得在乎的
统统都知道的

被这么多人在背后辱骂到这样
真的是失败
彻底的失败
我还竟然以前为你出口
想起来也是可笑

不必了
forget it
吃大便算了
climbing club is seriously screwed up because of ppl like me n ppl like us
bud too bad, 下定决心
ENOUGH!!!!!!

suxs man, yingxiao wants to treat us to dinner
also like need to begg us to come like tt rit?
ppl are juz trying to show n treasure friendship
but fuck, forget it, not my buisness anyway

ne way anyone wants to help make yingxiao's farewell gift
if dun wan too lazy, or cant be bothered
or in anyway happily non-stop pms-ing
nevermind

2008-12-04T22:49:00.003+08:00

2008-11-21T18:06:00.000+08:00

haha so joel this is the shoe tt i bought
i think if fit jeans will be quite nice

BUT guess wad ???
i juz found out that i hav 2 blazers at home
so i guess im wearing formal for prom
n black pants lor...
loz
so i wont be wearing the shoes liao.. leather shoe perhaps..?
bud the shoes nice rit
wahhh
i last minute find this shoes one..

2008-11-02T20:15:00.002+08:00

Tomorrow is the start if 'A' lvls
Seems like it was just a while ago when i was chanting non stop:
'must mug hard!' ,after my screwed up promos last yr
But in anyway that does not change the fact that tml, or to be exact, the next 2 weeks or so will be the judgment period of these two years
N the first paper is none other than gp
i really pray hard that some topic that is familiar to me comes out.
N screw those grammatical errors

'A' lvls is so different, it just feels as if you know everything, yet at the same time, u dont
But JIA YOU as usual, because as wad SY n Jian hui said
Before you know it, 'A's has come, N before you know it again, 'A's is over
N for me and the sentiments of many other guys, esp Weekee,
Before you know it, you are bald n carrying a gun. :)
So for all those taking your 'A's tml, Good luck n all the best!
Wish me luck too XD

2008-10-25T22:21:00.003+08:00

2008-10-24T21:41:00.002+08:00

LOL
Zoe look like some Korean woman
as in i must emphasize
those Korean woman without plastic surgery
i must say this if not she bu yao lian again
n start thanking me for praising her

The last two pictures are some random pictures tt i doodled in the library on e newspaper
haha plz zoom in onto the Madonna picture n read the text
super funny content
....
ok i very sian today so i shall write bout funny stuffs, wait i post first later den continue

2008-10-21T01:19:00.002+08:00

went to sch to mugg wif kenny today again
lol i tot he want study
but later find out wads his REAL intention
he came eo sch to go home :)
only he noes wad im toking bout ^^

2008-10-18T20:06:00.002+08:00

chi bye lar......
those whom you think wont, will
those whom you think will, wont

its like that everytime
everything turns out opposite of what you have anticipated or expected.
den you will feel pissed and totally turned off

Those people who keep complaining about others
are the ones most likely to be guilty of the things they complain about
including me, that is...... :)

So the best is to shut up n wait for things to return to normal
like my sec skl class moto SUMO 'shut up move on'
LOL

side tracking......

Qn: y is it impossible to hav sex on Jupiter?
Ans: The gravitational pull there is so strong that u cant even stand, i mean literally!

2008-10-16T23:27:00.004+08:00

damn kool sia
imagine wearing tt jacket in Singapore's weather

hah, n kenny said that he want to dye his hair this colour? oO
siah lar wad colour shuld i dye neh?
actually golden quite nice also
but damn ma fan
must bleach first
den if suay suay scalp is sensitive to chemicals hor
good game liao; u will be scratching your head more than ur wife's/gf 's pussy
for me dark brown , or red? oO
but sian dye like 4 weeks? 5 weeks? den need to shave off liao
for the fun of it....

2008-10-14T19:59:00.003+08:00

My biggest fear has came......
thought that cheng duo one more month
den will yu guo tian qin
everytime like tt one leh
hao shi mei wo de fen
da bian jiu fei wo muo shu

2008-10-13T23:05:00.004+08:00

HAHA the main focus of this picture isn't Weekee
Look somewhere behind
if it is not clear enough, you can click on it to ELONGATE IT
or enlarge in other words.
^^
Jes is giving _._._ _._._._._ a _._._._._._._
haha fill in the letters urself
haha.. if u hav the answers u can ask me if they are correct
N 1 more challenge
plz locate a gal wif a PRC face in the picture too
^^

today was damn fun
went to ecp to blade
luckily nv lose my non-existence skill of blading
n this is my 4th time blading by the way
so i quite proud by my achievement
i didn't fall at all, except at the part when i was trying to jump with the blades on with Timo
n Timo can skate well
Chinhuat keep on challenging us to see who can blade faster
den twice i won him -.-
SOMEMORE chinhuat was the first one to fall on his BUTT (literally)
juz within the first 3mins of skating.. good job sia
N kenny is crazy, he like chiong-ster one lor
siao.. unsteady still try to go so fast.. den end up falling down XD (many many times)
which he insisted that he did not cause his knees nv touch group, although he hands n almost his face was flat on the ground ^^
ya he didnt fall surely....... rit kenny??
but he also nt bad lar.. fast learner also :)
weekee tried but gave up because he has a pair of super im-ba/ mutated /guai tai legs
that makes his feet really look like jellyfish when he has his skates on
Den John (omg he went out wif us today oO !!!) was super zi-high wif his bike
cause he can ride his bike damn fast while the rest struggled with our noob blading skills
btw when i say 'fast', its only relative to our speed hor

Nick, Josh and Ziewern also went.

2008-10-12T21:24:00.002+08:00

finally finished up with the MV just now
totally shagged after staring into the screen for so long
hope that class will like it sia
if but see buay sian one lor
haha and good
im using firefox to blog/ surf internet now
den somehow there is this auto spelling error check function
so haha, my spelling error can be reduced ^^
cheers

Emo?
is it really that bad?
you cant accept the fact
that i get a little sad?
that i am a little mad?
so i favor black
and i dont like pink
you use those as reasons
to make my soul sink
so some of us cut
and some of us dont
we can smile
laugh love and live
we're just not like the rest
sure we cry
we want to die
but none of you understand
its not like we had planned
to live life like this
to spend our days
depressed and amiss
we're not bad people
we dont worship satan
we're not out to kill anyone
we just dont like the world
as much as everyone else
and we dont like ourselves
as much as we could
but we're ok with that
you can call us ugly
you can call us fat
but you cant change who we are
we are emo
whats so wrong with that?

An interesting poem i came across few mins ago
haha
http://yaoifan444.deviantart.com/art/Emo-49654155

Ahh got one more

What if...
I like you

What if...
I talk to you

What if...
I told you

What if...
I hug you

What if...
I kiss you

What if...
I love you

What if...
you hurt me

again

http://beccaf.deviantart.com/art/What-if-76761651
the 'again' is part of the poem btw..
=.=

2008-10-08T23:33:00.003+08:00

thx ppl
siew yuen zoe mich
jes mingjin jeanette
yuxin (get well soon :x) if not no one to lame wif me :(
yi jie
wr
kenny ky
guys/gays in my klas
gals in my klas
KIN CHI!!!
dumdumeve haha
yanling
weekee terrorist khan zr

haha but ok lar
i also dun normally celebrate b.day one :)
juz tt i can watch M18 n alcoholic stuffs now
as effect of tml
20 mins more i mean

n also did a good deed today
we saved a gal from being raped/stalked on bus 87 today
shall narrate the incident some other times

2008-10-05T21:16:00.003+08:00

Today went to tampines to study wif zoe siew yuen wr . eli
den ya before we left say she damn crude
0 eq guy that has a standard prc face readinga book on the sofa
den he has like lying there like a xiao fuo
wad worst is that the sit until his shorts like all folded in untill like 'di ku'
damn super er xin
somemore ying xiao she tt he saw his fellow country mate grope his dick while reading
wtf sia he
heres an attempt of me trying to recreate the scene of the crime
im starting to love paint
lmao

2008-10-04T13:34:00.003+08:00

if u see me shattered into pieces on the ground

please dun be surprised or freaked out

its juz that ive juz undergone the process of weathering

(breaking down of stones in situ)

sian

bought maths prelims paper but still haven touch

wtf..ok maybe after posting ill go and hav a sneak preview of the papers

: X

Oh ya, yesterday after sch

went to eat mac wif chin huat nick kenny joshua n timothy

den kenny n chin huat was eating their fries wif the wasabi seasoning

then their fingers are all stucked wif e seasoning

kenny suddenly asked chin huat

eh chin huat, if u were me, will u lick the fingers'

den chin huat macham like STUNNED

den after that he den say

'u mean like ur finger or lick my finger?'

den we like oO

SIAO arh u of course lick ur own finger lar, siao lick kenny's finger meh'!?

n something damn stupid happenned at the sport complex

some ppl were playing basket ball then the ball rolled out towards the field there

den they told johnathan ong to help them pick

guess wad happened??

LMAO ultimate sia

the ppl was like -.-''

2008-10-02T18:59:00.007+08:00

ok back to the topic

angmoh: 'i mean it'
me: 'ok wad ever'
.....

angmoh: 'den what do you know abt US?'
me: 'lol'
me: 'hmmm'
me: 'all i know is that bush is a bastard'
me: 'hillary clinton is a fucking overdue slut'
me: 'and obama is a fucking black racist'
angmoh2: 'lol'
angmoh: 'y did you say bush is a bastard'
me: 'cause he loves having war'
angmoh: 'No, war is good'
me: 'wtf? oO'
angmoh: 'fuck thus iraq ppl'
angmoh: 'it is them who drove the two planes into our president's house.'
me: 'no its not them'
angmoh: 'So we INVADE THEM'
angmoh: 'we kill them all'
me: 'no the ppl who did this are extremist, the terrorists'
me: 'not the ppl'
me: 'is the normal innocent ppl who are killed, and with the innocent Us soldiers'
angmoh: 'No they died for their country'
angmoh: imagine if they walked into your house n killed ur parents'
angmoh: 'only you survived, wad will you do?'
me: 'hmm'
me: 'i wouldnt know unless it really happened to me'
me: 'XD'
angmoh: 'NO YOU WILL FUCKING HELL START A WAR!'
angmoh: 'AND KILL THEM ALL'
me: 'okok fine, wads wif ur sudden patriotism?'
me: 'and US a powerful country which has the means to win a war'
me: 'so tt do not apply for my country'
angmoh: 'US protects everyone who are in danger'
me: '...'
angmoh: 'do u possibly think that russia will come to save ur asses if'
angmoh: 'North korean were to attack singapore'
me: 'LOL mother russia'
me: 'russia can go kiss stalin's big fat ass'
angmoh: 'See? US is the only one that will come n save you'
me: 'fine u win'
me: '-.-'
me: 'lets talk about other stuffs rather than war'
angmoh: 'sure'
me: 'speaking of which'
me: 'i tot u guys hate bush'
me: 'as in he is not as popu;ar now'
angmoh: 'NO we love him'
angmoh: 'he is our president'
me: 'oh tts something new'

another player enters a game; stranger (call him XXX), while angmoh2 continues his stoning process

me: 'but all i noe ttthe president canditates r kinda...'
angmoh: 'no way im voting for obama'
me: 'y'
angmoh: 'cause he is a black'
angmoh: 'he won clinton because the black vote for him'
angmoh : 'and the blacks vote for him because'
me: 'he is a black?'
angmoh: 'he is a black'
angmoh: 'but i ownt hav any worries if he were to be elected as president'
me: 'huh??? why?'
angmoh: 'because he will most probably be assasinated'
me: 'wtf?'
angmoh: 'i know i should be telling you this but'
angmoh: 'but do you know wad kkk means?'
me: 'wad i means?'
angmoh: 'Ku Klux Klan'
me: 'huh?'
angmoh: 'i means anti blacks, for the whites'
angmoh: 'there NO way that we will allow a black to be our president!'
angmoh: 'no way'
angmoh: 'hey XXX are u a white or a black'
me: 'LOL'
me: 'is tt how you greet others?'
angmoh: '?'
me: 'by saying hi, r u a white or a black'
me: 'if ans i white, make friends'
me: 'if black, leave game/ scold him/pk him/ assasinate him.'
XXX: 'lol'
XXX; 'ima white'
angmoh: 'who do u support'
XXX: 'i guess it will be Mc cain'
angmoh: 'you see, because the fact that he is white'
me: 'haha but my president is a black'
me: 'i mean an indian'
me: 'when most of the ppl here are chinese'
me: 'i dun see snipers camping outside the president's house everyday'
angmoh: 'but it is called a white house for a reason'
angmoh: 'if a black lives in it, we might as well call it a black house'
me: 'hahahahahahaha'
XXX: 'lol'
me: 'imagine: the black house of united states..'
me: 'haha tt would be funny'
angmoh: 'blacks should be locked up as slaves n screwed'
me: 'lol like the incestrous incident tt happened some where in europe'
angmoh: 'wad u mean'
me: 'there is this dad who locks his daughters in an underground cell for yrs'
me: 'n fuck them regularly, till they have many children'
me: 'exponential increase in population underground'
angmoh: 'cool
me: 'WAD?'
me: 'ok so u mean that black should either be'
me: 'slaves/ fucked/ above or underground/ and assasinated?'
angmoh: 'yes exactly'
me: 'kkk'
me: 'opps'
....
....
... so the rest are all less interesting conv...

So for the ZHONG DIAN
i told _._._._._ about everthing liao (fill in the blanks urself)
(the ans will be releaved below)
Ya n i have decided to screwed YOU straight in ur face if you try to do ne thing funny
N i have concluded that you r either
1: a super ego bastard
2: super NO-ego bastard
3: super imaginative bastard
4: super insecure bastard
5: super LAME n no creative bastard
6: super fake with 100000 facades, mask macham thick untill like the foreskin of an elephant bastard...
7: no ball bastard
8: a bastard

So wad im trying to say, in any case u r a bastard
you can really go screw urself
try to say some more lar...
say lar
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say more lar
...
cause i swear that everyone will be laughing at you
which i will kindly do so too
smilely face :)

Ya incase you may/may, will/will, be guessing who the fucking im refering too
which in case i think you noe fucking who im toking bout
n u r juz trying to act blur n analyse my blogpost....
YES! im toking bout you

DONT LOOK AROUND!
and act as if u r shocked.. 'me?'
YES YOU

N U CAN SLAP UR OWN FUCKING face for doing all these

*piah*

lame slap so softly got fuck use...

*PIAH*

lame so low.. slap ur chin got fuck use? slap higher a bit lar

*PIAH*

lame lar u are slaping ur eye sockets lar

*PIAH PIAH*

lame tell u slap one time enough liao.. slap so many times for wad?
CRAZY BASTARD

AND one word of advice for you
if you r trying to back stab someone
plz lar for god's fucking sake, at least make sure tt the person you r toking bout
dont know wad u said bout him lar
and if u somehow likes to MULTI-TASK
den ill tell you to forget it
u r SERIUOSLY TRYING TOO HARD
N TOO DESPO, try to get a grip on urself before poking ur fingers into my anus
oh ya, i forgot to whipe my ass today case toliet ran out of paper
so i guess that ur fingers r stucked wif my greenish... half digested vege shit
oh, wad you say?
huh? oh u ate potato chips juz now?
oh soooo sorry.. den i guess that ur whole face n lips and MOUTH are full of SHIT too
cheers

ya n so, the ans is
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UR MOM!
IM NOT SAYING :)
dun leh,, slap me lar... but wash ur hands first lar
wad can u do

haha im enjoying it soo much
imagine u right now trying so damn hard to crack ur brain while i am crossing my hands enjoying each and every moment that i diao ur wei kou
*whistling away*
wad can u do, pull more ppl in lar
isnt tt wad u like to do best
oh best den we can hav orgy right
wah great idea horx
ok lor, come to the worst i juz get em to pei her me lor

one word of advice, make sure tt ur hands are long enough to touch ur own dick
before u even try to give others a handjob
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OK N GUESS wad???
this is my 100th blogpost
so sad right??
hav to post about such stuffs in this post but nvm
i like it
reader enjoy, u happy,den i happy. sounds familiar hor...

ok so the results from the hypothesis is
hypothesis is not rejected
because sample size is damn small
1, it revolves arnd a single person only
because the alternative hypothesis is totally out of qn, and it is juz imaginary thoughts created but some damn wu liao n despo person, causing the varience to be damn big
thus we cant assume it to be a normal distribution as the person is definely damn wierd, not normal

n you also must be wondering n asking arnd, wad the hypothesis means...
IM NOT TELLING
XDXDXDXD
good luck guessing/ creating another fantasy

well for other readers, zhong shi ting zhon
hope u understand wad this is about

2008-10-01T22:40:00.003+08:00

LMAO
this is super random n screwed up
played diablo 2 the entire day
cause its battle net, n i use the US server,
so i was playing wif all the ang mohs

den some random guy joined the game
den immediately asked me
angmoh: 'hi'
me: 'hi'
ang moh: 'r u a guy or a gal?'
ang moh: 'because i dont wanna face fuck by a 40 yr woman'
me: 'huh wtf?'
me: 'im a guy btw'
angmoh: 'oh great, i got asked by some 40 yr old woman who plays diablo to face fuck her pussy'
me: '-.- wtf.. ok so wads ur point?'
angmoh: 'nothing much so how old r u, and r u a white or a black, from where?'
me: 'neither, im a chinese from Singgapore, im not a black'
angmoh: 'oh chinese, u mean china chinese?'
me: 'NO, i juz said im from singapore'
angmoh: 'oh cool'
angmoh: 'im 24, a white'
angmoh: 'hey wait, then how did u know how to speak eng?'
me: 'i learn eng over here -.- plz dun be surprised'

another angmoh joins the game, he is the friend of the first angmoh, lets call him angmoh2(joshua)*
angmoh: 'wassup josh'
me: 'u guys know each other'
angmoh2: 'yo'
angmoh: 'there is this chinese over here who can speak eng real well'
angmoh2:'who?'
me:' -.-'
angmoh: 'kiddohh (my character name)
angmoh2 :'LOL'

den we juz continue playing having random conv

den suddenly he say
angmoh: ' i hav a 6 inch dick'
angmoh: 'i love to screw korean sluts'
angmoh: 'n i have this black friend wif a 4inch dick'
angmoh: 'i saw him screw his gal through the window'
me: 'oO'
angmoh2: '......'
angmoh: 'hey so chinese, im juz wondering'
angmoh: 'would you rather screw a jap/chinese/korean/white/black gal?

i remained silent, no comments mah....

angmoh:'hey chinese you gotta answer that question'
me: 'huh? wad qn?'
angmoh: 'would you rather screw a jap/chinese/korean/white/black gal?
me (answered almost immediately): 'OF COURSE JAP'
angmoh: 'why'
me: 'because they look better? cuter'
angmoh: 'yo man fucking has nothing to do with looks'
me: 'LOL'

(angmoh2 stoning in town, should me afk)
angmoh: 'it is because they have nicer pussies? than chinese?
angmoh: ' u mean you dun like chinese'
me: 'it a case of perference, not dislike'
me: 'n how would i noe if there is a difference in the pussy'
me: 'lol'
me: 'n in any case i dont think there will be a difference'
me: 'N wads wif ur horny conversation?'
angmoh: 'im not horny'
me: 'oO'
angmoh: 'really'
me: 'ok fine'
angmoh: 'i love screwing korean gals'
angmoh: 'there is this korean gal who made me promise her parents'
angmoh: 'that i will bring her to states n take care of her'
me: 'LOL'
me: 'u mean the korean gal u screwed'
angmoh: 'yap, she jus wanna get in to US, thats all'
me: 'and u r juz gonna screw her n leave?'
angmoh: 'bingo, exactly'
me: 'LOL, i knew it...'
angmoh: 'fuck her real hard n leave her along the streets'
angmoh: 'n feed her to the blacks'
me: 'hahahahaha'
me: 'they can hav some interracial fuck in the streets'
angmoh: 'haha, its called 'the wrong side of the street'
me: 'haha really?'
angmoh: 'gangbang'
me: 'haha yup gangbang'
angmoh: 'oh ya josh is a half white half korean'
angmoh: 'right josh'
me: 'oO oh'
....
...
angmoh2: 'yup i am'
angmoh: 'comeon tell us wad gals u like fuckinh'
angmoh2: 'oh lol, no comments? white sluts
me: 'lol sluts'

angmoh: 'hey chinese lol ive asked alot of qn about u'
angmoh: ' do u hav any qn about US?'
me: ' not really'
me: 'oh ya, i hav a qn tt im curious'
angmoh: 'say it'
me: 'wads wif white ppl n their fetish with orgy'
angmoh: 'wad u mean by tt?
me: 'orgy as in threesome n more'
angmoh: ' i know, i mean tt=?'
me: 'oh.. that'
me: 'tt=that'
angmoh: 'icic'
angmoh: 'y do u mean that?'
me: 'u see those online porn, they r filled wif orgy'
angmoh: 'u mean 2 guys 1 gal? or'
me: 'ya'
angmoh: 'bi'
me: 'LOL wtf'
me: 'NO, imean there r alot of variations'
me: '2 gals one guy, something like tt'
me: 'so y, u mean u white ppl like it?'
angmoh: 'let me make it clear'
angmoh: 'they r payed to do it, so its different from reality'
me: 'lol i know, they do it, we juz watch'
me: 'LOL'
angmoh: 'so in reality we dont do tt'
me: 'oh really'
angmoh: 'except in a few cases'
angmoh: '1: shes drunk.. n white gals will juz screw everyone she sees'
me: 'hahaha OH'
angmoh: '2: shes drugged'
angmoh: '4:she out of her mind'
me: '5: slut?'
angmoh: '5: because she is simpily a slut'
me: 'lol'
angmoh: 'right josh?'
angmoh:' wad kinda gal would want to hav a orgy?'
...
..
angmoh2: ' hmmmm'
angmoh2: ' haha maybe'
angmoh2: 'a bitch, slut?'
me: 'hahaha'
angmoh: 'exactly, only sluts do tt..'
angmoh2; 'but i would prefer 3 gals n one guy'
me: 'n the guy is u'
angmoh2: 'yeah! something like she suck mine, i suck hers'
me: 'lol ok wow.. XD'

angmoh: 'hey so r there sluts there?'
angmoh2: 'huh???'
angmoh: 'i mean chinese, in singapore?'
me: 'u mean prostitutes?'
me: 'whores?'
angmoh: 'yap'
me: 'of course there r whores her'
me: 'u can find whore almost everywhere, all countries'
angmoh: 'so r the chinese prostitutes hot? korean ones arh..'
me; 'lol'
angmoh: 'how much do they cost?'
me : 'lol heard tt its 40 bucks for a crazy ride'
angmoh: 'oh'
me: 'but the chinese whore here r mostly from china'
angmoh: ' so u mean there are no singaporean whores?'
me: 'lol not sure, but local gals dont not do tt commonly'
me: 'mostly from china i guess'
angmoh: 'so u mean u cant buy them'
me: 'by em?'
angmoh: 'ya, hhow i wish i could buy a gal'
me: ' surely, u wished'
.....
......
..... to be continued.......

ya so this is part of a super crazy conv from some random white guy whom i totally dont know
lol
introduce himself buy saying bout face fucking 40 yr slut
lol.. siah lar i tot hes trying to hook up a gal from the game
which has 0000.1% chance
but in any case a 40 yr old pussy has hell lot of a larger chance
n it is proven....

crazy americans i would say
ya, n we added each other on friend list
so i guess there will be more of sucj crazy conv in the near future
LOL
can ask me more bout the conv if u r interested
i will glady comply wif ur request
:) hahaha

2008-09-30T19:51:00.003+08:00

this is so super effing
not like u dunno tt i hate being dragged into things tt has totally no link wif me
not like im always in e way
not like im a total stranger
not like someone else is involved
not like u need to do tt rit?

im juz doing stuffs for the club
not being a begger
make me repeat so much time untill lim bei macham turn off
den make it sound as if ive not done enough

fuk i always kao pei about dragging others ppl into personal stuffs
fuk n y does this always happen to me
juz treating a good friend wad shes worth also cannot
den still owant to random say other ppl
wah lan

think im stupid or wad
think play mindgames den ill be tricked
hahaha
think u r the only one in the world tt has intelligence

n im trying damn fucking hard not to type any insults cause it impolite
essp when this topic is so damn clear about wad happen

come on lar, i didnt expect myself to be the one to be dragged in
tell others they also think is a total joke
N i think its a joke also

BUT serious if u try any of tt again.....
i dun want to noe

2008-09-25T21:18:00.004+08:00

HAHA there r a few ways to use the word 'BLOW'

Present tense: A gal in chiangmai is willing to blow you off for 200 bahts, but with 400 bahts you get a girl that brushes her teeth.

Present continuous: The clarinetist sitting on the front row is blowing so hard that the conductor was blown away, apparantly she grabbed the wrong stick

Past tense: Its siew yuen's first day working, and she blew it.

Past perfect: Weekee visit his fraourite website, 'www.ai-shi-fa-ke.com', switch off his monitor screen and turn his speaker to full volume: and he was totally blown away.

2008-09-14T18:19:00.002+08:00

2008-09-11T22:30:00.003+08:00

haha, some of da see bae hot chio bu..
some are singer some are actors...

Tomiko Van- Do as infinity

Matsushima Nanako

Mika nakashima

Erika Sawajiri- 1 litre of tears

2008-09-09T23:43:00.002+08:00

kinda decided wad course i wanna take in uni liao
finally..... woosshh
nvm besides tt
read some interesting article bout y outside ppl hate spore

lol
its says cause they dun like tt fact that singapore gov's rule deprive people of many rights
rights like not being allowed to walk arnd in ur own house naked in case some one else may use a binoculas n see u naked, n earn ur self a few years i jail or mental hospital
but it ironic that it has been so successful in providing stability
n the style of gov have been replicated, attempted by many other countries like china n russia
haha all those big n authoritarian countries
even some random jap guy say tt singapore should replicate itself in other parts of e world
oO
ya n judging from this
the article must be written by some pro-sg shit

oh ya n saw some nice jap movie e other day too
its bout four kids living wif their mom
their dad has ps them
den the mother is a prostitue
lol den end up the mother also ps them to go live wif some other guy
so the kids dun hav money.. n the eldest son go arnd looking for the ugys who screwed his mom before for money
LOL
lol one of the guy said something,like this
eh when i shagged ur mom i got use condom one hor
so ur youngest sis is not mine
lol

n tok bout yingxiao again
tt day he say wad got dick plastic surgury one
lol
he say he got see some porn den da guy's dick like out of shape (i shall not descibe wad he told us)
n he say tt the dick is at least 4 times longer than his dick
den he use his hand to roughly show us how long
den me n jian hui divide by four
in guess wad.. its around 2+ inch
LOL
so yingxiao is another jes liao
2 inch only nia
den we like shock
den he found out.. den immediately say is da volume not da length..
surely hor
where got ppl use vol to describe tt tihng one
lol good desperate try sia..

ok great this post is free of bitching
haha

2008-09-08T22:42:00.003+08:00

First day of prelims today...
sat beside yu xin for gp
n i swear tt she write super fast and super neat lor
y i know... cause i was peeping at her half of the time -.-
tell her not to write so fast liao... she still did it..
sianz.

den maths comes another blow
first page quite ez..
tot can get A
sec page stillk not too bad
at least a B
den when i came to 3rd...
ahah totally gg-fied
last not say bout maths liao

aiyo den today like nothing else to say bout leh...
life's so boring
nv i shall bitch bout ppl

its not tt some times ppl want to break away leh
sometimes some ppl thinks tt other ppl will not understand when he say
okay the 'other ppl' is me lar
but wtf
u think other ppl is so stupid.. well juz let me put it straight
i can perfectly understand what u r thinking and what u r trying to say
u think im so bastardly stupid enough to not know what cynical meaning u r trying to say in every sentense to say to me, while still trying to smile and act friendly
come one lar, want to say then say loud straight to my face lar
i always behave like tt one leh.. dunno y u now suddenly choose to think this way
fuk lar, have a thought for people who are hearing those poison u spit out of ur mouth lar
fuck man, i have not even try to get back or even make the slightest retort sia
hoping tt its juz a careless joke
but obviously its not true,
fuk lar.. i have never told anybody anything good or bad bout you
because u are/were my friend i supposed, i hoped
and i dun not really like backstabbing people
but at least i now finally noe that this friendship is juz a facade or urself trying to join in e joke

fucking hell lar.. y am i typing in paragraphs when the content are all the same
nvm i shall continue female-dogging
sometimes its really damn tiring to maintain relationships regardless of any kind lar...
hate trying to remain the old ways even tho knowing that the person has juz literally stepped on smurged mud on ur fucking face
damn, but i still do it
ya if its so hard, juz call it quits lor
so if u try to 'siam' away
ppl will juz assume that either you are emo, pms-ing, study stress, acting weird n 'dun care bout him'

eventually in the long run.. dun care how many friends you have, the real support you get is either from ur family and 1 or 2 really good fiends
the rest of the friends neh? wad they do?
drop u a few sms? ask you ok not? treat u to this, to that
haha i admit i also do that sometimes tho so XD

sometimes i do this do that, help with this help with that
pei this pei that
people think its fun, its i like one
but wth, is i really i hate seeing other ppl doing shit themself alone
and of course this is due to e fact tt most ppl only noe how to tok.. no action
really sometimes feel dmna fucked up when u really has helped so much so long, so many times
n ppl fucking hell juz do not aprreciate it one lor
really damn pain when u hao xin help ppl juz take it for granted
or juz take it tt its ur job as time goes by
fuk lar am i supposed to like blatantly go around asking ppl need this need tt
come on lar is like totally out of qn lar

And i really dun freaking hell understand y ppl juz like to call sooooo manyy people
lets say u call person a n b
person a calls person d c e and some random person j
den person b calls f g h
den after tt tell u, like so many ppl going
sometimes u go because u think tt the person no body pei
den end up the person say oh abcdefgh and j going
den u will being like WTF
den literally dun feel like replying msg alrdy
extemely observable in tjccc WTF

looks at e thin air
thinking bout how fun or funny it used to be
wake up, n ended up thinking
for fuck? got fuck use? all in e past liao?
not like think will come back one
the more u hope the more despair u will get one lar..

So the best is to act as if u dunno anything
ppl ask juz say dun noe
ppl tell u juz say wad ever, say anyhting u like
keep mouth shut da best
dun like dun see
dun like to hear dun hear
few more weeks
juz that bit to go

ya n den u can jolly well go screw the rusted trumpet in my room

2008-09-05T01:11:00.003+08:00

another day in sch
did physics
n got like only 29 for mcq
die liao
ended up drawing jes from a picture
i is quite nice in my opinion
next time get it back from her to scan den upload
den after tt found a ball in sports com
n played basket ball wif wei ren jian hui n yx
lol played a game of abc
lost to yx
3 games of man jiang
trashed wei ren n jian hahaha straight
n some random shooting of 2 pointer
woohoo ying xiao still cant beat my score of 80%
good he can try harder

went home. n tked bout chiang mai climbing wif jian hui
haha
den i found out i onsighted quite afew routes..
but not difficult ones lar
but they r as follows
1 wad ropes n wad thing one.. i forgot the name liao
2 ayahs
3 raindeer's request
4 bamboo finders
5 love me love my route
6 fire in the mine
7 back burners

n red pointed
'lao sai'

nt bad rit?
but ying xiao more pro

N of course
YEAH going to climb asia after prelims
kenny say he wanna go
jes tried to self invite
but i reassured her that o did not invite her
lmao
im gonna set some hard routes
so tt kenny aka my coach will keep on falling off
n ill LAUGH at him
step on his ego
smear his flatted ego across the matresses
muahahahahaha
beware

haha ne way any one else also wanna go???
should i call some random friends along?
nvm it will be damn guai
n they must be busy mugging at tt time ba..

oh n i juz watched some creepy videos on youtube
tml shall share it wif climbers..
super scary n interesting sia
will i ever dare to do the same things
maybe sia, who noes

2008-09-03T23:58:00.002+08:00

haha... juz e thought of the list of post prelims/A lvls activities will juz make me high
YEAH...

michelle did something really stupid yesterday
tokk bus 87 home ...
she alight first at hougang... u stood up
accidentally tripped over my leg i think
den she like any grab things for support
n guess wad she grabbed?

haha none other than the hair of the person sitting infront
LOL.. den when she realised.. she like turned around n damn awkwardly looked at the perosn
who juz woke up from shock finding himself nearly deforested by osme one else
poor guy... i can stop laughing esp at e fact that the guy is starting to bald..
n michelle decided to sit behind him n hasten e process....
tsk tsk
somemore zr, so he literally missed the whole action

ok so i pon tuition to go sch mug n to return siew yuen her econs notes...
so went to sch n returned siew yuen who was 'studyingz' her notes
muahahahaha wei ren noes wad i mean
den did some really fucked up physics paper
den on e way home weiren said something stupid
we were toking bout prm
den i ask if wear slippers dere will be be barred frm going in
den he say yes
den i asked, can we wear shorts
he say :' ya can but must wear something outside'
i diao him ...
its like equivalence to me saying:' eh can wear only underwear there'
wei ren:' ya but must wear something outside'

-.- ok its not funny but diao
yingxiao also made a stupid comment bout michelle's leg sitting postion
say wad her leg always stretch out far far... den the leg not open n not close one
n siew yuen came over n demo... threatening us that she will flip over her skirt
plz dun plz dun...

oh ya before we left.. me n yingxiao wrote down some comments on some random board in the middle of e library...
but i forgot its bout wad..
so if interested can go find... n guess wad comments me n ying xiao wrote

reach home.. no one at home..
den while eating in a living room, heard someone singing some weird voice n tone..
but its damn soft lar
damn damn soft... its lyk can faintly hear only
chii
i swear that it carried on for almost an entire minute
damn freaky sia... den i juz calmly assume that the voice is from some where else
if not do wad? run to my bed room n cry arh? siao

saw some damn nice documentary on arts central bout agriculture n food
damn nice n good for gp
so wrote down some facts n msg a few ppl bout them
n fuck the msgs turned out to be 6 msgs long each!!!
so dammit wasted 24 sms
omg

2008-09-01T22:38:00.002+08:00

went over to malaysia for funeral
lol.. n jes tot tt i go malaysia for holiday trip
lol.. -.- i nv tell her lar...
but nvm.. nothing much more i wan to share bout this topic liao

so went back sch to see bouldering comp after coming back to malaysia
super tired after not sleeping
surprised/ shocked/ trnlasktcl%@#%@ed to see something
but nothing much
say also no one noes
only siew yuen n me seems to think the way i do
but we only brievely talked bout it the other day
so i doubt she noes wad i toking bout
discussed with auntie zoe n michelle bout post prelims n Alvls stuffs on bus
i found out theres alot of places i wanna go
for eg:
KL, pulau ubin, och(must ask JL along if not gg), sentosa, beijing. climb asia
me zoe n michelle wanted to go backpask in JB one but too freakiung dangerous so changed to KL
pulau bin to cycle
OCH u noe y
sentosa to play volley wif climbers n seniors, NOT OTHER PPL LIKE the juniors haha michelle
oh i was also thinking bout bringing ppl like kenny to climb asia too haha
he quite pro sia, not climber also can do routes.. not bad not bad

on sunday went o mugg wif siewyuen n zoe
did not managed to kop seat in lib so had to find plaace under void deck
mugged till arnd 4 n went to eat n look for table tennis net in TM n CP
but cant find
so went to my house n out of now where digged out a table tennis net
LOL never see it b4
boiled water for zoe to drink coffee n almost spoiled the kettle
went to borrow bikes for mich n zr
waited damn long for them...
N FUCK they end up say dun want to ride bike
quited pissed off wasted my lao ma's effort to borrow for them
n some more one random gal appeared out of now where
den me n siew yuen like errr.....dots
but nvm... not as bad as i expected.. she quite nice to tok to tt kind
ate ice cream prata n roti john woohoo
super imba nice... craving for it sia
tok cock till 10 n cycle home
on the way saw a dead dog lying in the middle of road juz tio langa by vehicle
zoe was in fornt me sec n last was siew yuen
siew yuen suddenly stopped
i turned around stopped n rode back to her
den saw tt she was crying!!!
she saw a vehicle ran past n the dog's head flew apart wif the body...
den i try to block her view from the mess with was like wtf
den tell her nothing one, n turned arnd to look at the pile of thing
tts when another speeding car zoom past n the dog's body flew n literally exploded in midair
the flesh was like.......
n shouted OMG dman fucking loud
n siew yuen totally traumatised
den zoe rode back
den we made siew yuen cool down before she can ride her bike
but everything a car drove past we would cover our ears cause the sound of the car running over the bones is seriously damn disturbing
so rode back to my home
told them to msg me when they reach home.. esp zoe cause she lives in punggol
cause i think punggol is quite deserted.. i dun noe
but she nv msg me.. called her also nv reply
waited until like 12 .45 AM den i go to sleep wtf...
den end up she this morning say tt she fell asleep first -.-

woke up this morning
zoe sms me say wad 9623 tio
called my mother den she say 'ur friend pian ni de lar...'
zoe called me den say really got tio... she tio 120bucks in total
den called my mother again.. den she insist tt my friend is joking n i should stop wasting phone bills lol
den after tt zoe msg say ... her ah ma buy 9623 wrongly.. she bought 9653 instead den tio
wtf so lucky sia
so i was like -.-

went to sch after tt bought cake for jes
quite ex man
also not very big... 28 freaking buicks sia
haha but nvm ppl birthday 1 yr 1 time only
put candles on the cake in a special way around the sides
so the cake was like battle ship like tt
super cool sia

did maths... n did VJ chem mcq
super song sia i did untill qn 30 still all correct leh
den tot i can perfect marks.. but sian last ten qn 3 wrong... so 37..
haha but super suang
but taking into account how much time i took
IM SCREWED IN MY ASS
yingxiao say if he slowly do
he can get full marks
so ya.. hahaha

2008-08-26T21:14:00.003+08:00

left home at arnd 1 .10 yesterday to go pasir ris kbox wif siew yuen, zoe n weiren.
den wei ren suddenly say dun wan to go
cause see buay ex
so i sponser him 5 bucks den he go

BUT the main shocking news is that wei ren is NOT TOTALLY tone deaf!!!
he can actually sing in tune at times... AT TIMES ONLY HUH
i cant emphasize tt more
so now left wif two tone deaf ppl>> jes n zhengrui
went dere n sang some nice song
like shenghua by jacky chan n some korean singer
erm some hokkien song titled che zan

but the best was none other than
ju hua tai.. me n siew yuen sang opera style all the way
super crazy one lor
n den still have love today.. another funny song
n ai guo.. but tio trashed by f.i.r totally
n of course ben xiao hai
see buay nice sia
OK so wei ren is not total tone deaf happy?

NEXT is HOLY WTF BY YING XIAO
fuck i really hope tt wad he say is not real lor
fucking sick
he say he last time
go stand behind some random chair in school
n think bout sick things to make his lan jiao erect
den he keep on gek-ing his dick
so much so that his dick will start pushing the chair
den he say like
1,2,3... gekkkkkkk...
the the chair will; like tilt a bit
holy fuck lar... wth
igod noes wat he do to joey's chair in his rented room
wah lan eh...
n he say his friend come to sch n start hang some table tennis bat from his dick
fuk
i dun noe wad to say

N zoe is not flat
no one has said zoe is flat before cause she is
INDENTED!!! LOL
Singapore's alternative to new water
muahahaha

2008-08-26T01:17:00.003+08:00

a relative of mine passed away this morning 3am
suffered from cancer
n she has been bravely battling the disease ever since
whole family gave our support
yet the disease still won... in e end

dreamt of her lst night
n found out tt she passed away in her house this morning

i guess her family would be needing more support from us den ever before
the impact from wad happened last year has barely been healed
yet.....
this is life isnt it?
there are paths tt everyone has to go through like NS for us guys.. labour for women, n death for everyone
difference is how u will take it, n make out of it
the concept of death may still be unfamiliar to me now
im still young..
we will learn more as we grow up

i wont say 'cherish ur life.. dadadada..'
super vauge.. everyone says tt
one thing im sure of is tt
there are ppl who care for us
be glad....

2008-08-25T00:21:00.002+08:00

ok fine i really cant sleep..
so 2nd entry within the first hour of the day
which is 12 to 1am
good job hh

so i shall tok bout this wierd dream i had yesterday
i was back in chiangmai at crazy horse there climbing
sky was pale white, felt deathly
took my rope, equipment with jes,
walked to some random wall
put down the rope, tied it thorugh my harness
the rope was kinda shiny and it felt super wierd
dunno how to discribe
started climbing, joel was sporting me and jes was belaying
everything was rather easy at the start.. at jugs..
climb for very long le still cant get tired

den reach a point where i suddenly tell mysle to stop n take a break
so i decided to take around n look at the vast scenery, which i actually did when i was climbing back burners
i turned around, smelt the sweet air.... super relaxing
can almost feel like the cloud is floating past

But when i looked down
to my fucking horror
my belayer, jes was gone
my belay rope was hanging in the air
i looked back at the cliff im climbing, scanned around
all the jugs..all the holds are gone
only left with some random holds im clinging on to...
also out of nowhere my rope suddenly like attahed to some thing on top of me...
but it was extending down towards my harness from a very far distance away
so i cant see wad my rope is attached to
as the furthur the rope gets.. the smaller it becomes and soon it dissappears into the mist
i was like wtf???
n the rope suddenly turned into a tread
den because of my weight the tread is starting to snap and is making funny sounds... tsk tsk sound
my life is like clinging miserably onto so umknown tread.. hate that feeling
i hanged onto the hold im gripping for damn long
kept shouting.. no help came.. only can hear my own echo..

finally i decided to let go.. not because im tired or wad..
dunno.. juz have a sense of dread all around me.. n sense of loneliness..

den i juz dropped .. n dropped through the mist.. super thick white mist
untill Boom!
i was lying back down on the mattress in bouldering area
n i saw philip cheering on some climber who was bouldering
i was stunned by the changed of things
i stared at philip.. den he stared back at me...
den he suddenly asked me...
'how was chiang mai?'
den i say' great fall'
den he say 'im used to it'
den i asked ' wheres jes?'
he say' oh i told her to climb raindeer's request, n say tt she should go on ahead as u will take forever one.'

den i kinda realised that the was no end to my route...

pretty cool endless route
but its quite freaky?
nvm...
miss climbing days in chiang mai
oh it rythms
miss climbing in chiang mai with miss chiang
woohoo
btw the freaky conversation is a da gai da gai figure out one...

2008-08-25T00:01:00.002+08:00

～Darekano　Negaiga　Kanaukoro～

i noe i posted this song before

but cant sleep so listened to this song

one of the best by utada hikaru, in my opinion

the lyrics goes....

I've lost something important because of small things

The cold ring showed its glimmer to me

I said, "All I need is today," but that wasn't the case

The door to you vanished without a sound

The more I wish for your happiness, the more selfish I become

But still, I want you to stay, and I always did

When someone's wish comes true, she'll be crying

That way the door won't make a sound

I wanted to become the only one who can heal you, who is needed by everyone,

and I've endured it a little too much

To wish for own happiness is not selfish, right?

If that's so, I want to hold you as tight as I can

When my tears dry up, she'll be crying

That way, the ground under us won't dry up

The more I wish for your happiness, the more selfish I become

But you never hold me back, you never did

When someone's wish comes true, she'll be crying

Everyone's wishes can't be granted at once

As the small earth rotates, I learn to become more kind

I want to hug you once more, as soft as I can

beautiful n haunting song n lyrics

not everyone can be happy at the same time

we want to love, yet knowing at the same time, love is selfish

u get it someone else lose it,

so loving may not be having it..

letting someone else hav it, letting everything go may prove healing...

need to break away and take a break i guess....
this song is still by far the only song tt i can see myself in

the only song that can teach me lots of things in life...

y cant chinese hav similar song

well best song for a bad mood....

2008-08-24T16:41:00.002+08:00

today is the last day of olympics..
n the closing ceremony is gonna quite soon i guess
n wah this olympics witnessed one of its best moments ever
1:no terrorist attacks (during the two weeks)
because furqan is busy mugging for prelims....
2:Top olympics althete has been discovered
3:the chinese finally offically became the top sporting naiton (51 golds)
not including taiwan and hongkong
4:Singapore finally manages to win her first medal after her independence
5:Some random tkd athelete kicked the judge after the judge disqualify him for spending more than 1min on his leg injury.. n he is banned for tkd competition forever :o

n now im super excited bout the closing thingy
wad show r they going to present to the world?
must be damn tok gong one

speaking of which...
i randomly msged my cousin juz now
its like we nv tok one..
den juz randomly send...
den ended up.. he started toking bout prelims
(he is the same age as me but he is in poly i think)
so the conclusion is that the conversation did not last long
so a point of advice for zoe
if u r trying to start a conversation with a stranger
please DO NOT tok bout mugging
if not u will forever remain as the No1 conversation terrorist
n u will self-destruct before u noe it BOOM

n i spent my whole day yesterday trying to do some class farewell mv..
only stop doinf it at arnd 12.30am.. too tired liao
but still read harry potter till 1.30am
i have arnd 200 pictures.. n still hav like a damn long way to go..
freak
but i hope tt it turns out nice tho...
wah lan eh.. my klas better thx me for sacrifising my mugging time for this man...

n tml going kbox... :o
but the exciting part is not the screaming part
no the paying $13+++++++ for singing part
its because tone deaf- wei ren is going
yay cheers LOL
paying to sing in kbox -$10++
taking bus to pasir ris - $0.55
eating lunch or dinner - $6++
bastard-ing WEIREN or zoe for 5 full hours - PRICELESS
YEAH- wad more can u ask more

2008-08-23T15:19:00.002+08:00

ping pong craze
played ping pong wif class ppl after sch yesterday... ya last day of sch before study break
super fun.... ended up pon-ing lessons to play..
after sch... bouldered till arnd 6... den damn sian diao so decided to go home
gang hao saw nich joel n kenny outside at zap there so walked to bedok
den you bu xiang hui jia
den me joel n kenny sat at mac at interchange dere to tok bout stuffs lor...
den at at arnd 8 i think... joel gtg liao
but den kenny no $ to eat dinner
den i say i treat him..
but he dun want....
so i tell him i never treat other ppl one.. today he damn lucky tt i offered to treat him
so we walked back to opposite tjc kopitiam to eat hor fan....

well i guess walking aimlessly n toking bout no link is my fravourite past-time after all..
walked arnd 10km wif jun liang n tok cock before...
but this time is in bedok
n bedok is bloody sian.. nothing fun explore n venture one...
sch is such a bloody sian place..
bus 87 is totally emo place...
playground is like shit after the rain...
where else can go... lucky heights?
sian..........

2008-08-21T21:15:00.004+08:00

After time has ran past us quickly
We have made many assumptions
We have said many 'i thought' or 'if's
We have looked at many subjects n made out stand quickly
Made claims
felt sad, happy, anxious, jealous, stressed, loved and cared
Made people happy, hurt people.................

I is often good to take a step backwards
sit down n quietly think over all that has happened
And it is time to do so i guessed

sat down on the bus, looked out of the window
eyes wide open, yet unfocused
looked at things the flew past me, yet did not understand what they meant

been looking at things straight,at what they seemed to be
listened n agreeing blindly to what others say
failed to consider about others, been totally shallow n foolish

trusted n relied on a single thing too much
once sole support crippled n toppled
everything, e entire world goes out of place
who to rely, who can be trusted enough to share
who is able to understand feelings of anguish n childish-ness as what some people may claim

enjoyed putting sharp tongue to fullest use
said numerous things straight at other's face
thought that i should say i i thought, without any considerations of the repercussions
n now i hate hate some people wif such fouled mouth
mouth that makes u feel totally insulted, shamed from inside
so should i hate myself to start wif?
i hoped the my sharp tongue is not guilty for any of that
but surely i have not insulted any one, even if i did not mean it

talked too much, laugh too much, joked too much
empty vessels make to most noice dun they?
bloody mouth that cant stop, even if i try
am i talking to express myself or juz to make my presence known?
but u dun not need to be loud to be heard
i guessed so
no one will ever take a noisy person seriously , or even giv a sec thought on wad he say
serve me right, seriously, fuck

bastard people too much, used to think that people want to you to die, hate u to the core
yes im sure of that, but i do not hate people, not even from the start when that person backstabbed me, fuk i mean it.
yes i noe that he has moved on, he is a better person now
i dun hav the slightest hatred for him now , as always
yet the feelings others get is that i will never get over things
you can think all you want, i dun give a fucking damn
AND fuck? chi bye its you who made the initial claim, n now u think i cant get over it
wad in the world is that

Yes im the most xiao qi person in the whole wide world
i can never get over a single, smallest n stupid comment that has made over me
tell you wad,Go suck your mom's cock
chi bye you have never been treated the same way that i was
u think is minor or wad so ever
but think, if u r really trying so damn fucking hard so much so that you cant really imagine its yourself
yet instead of being cheered on, someone literally slaps you in ur face, left right centre
can u still smile? tell you wad im no god
But im not going to give up,
you can think all you want, insult all u wan
fu yan all you want
to think i really used to regard these people as friends
fuck damn im xiao qi, happy? i dun giv a fuck

i accept people too easily into my life
i allow them to intrude too easily into every single thing of my life, since young
without reservation, i helped
bring friends in, talked accompanied, listened to endless mai yuans
but i have never made much, i have never shared much of what i really felt
or isit that i can never open my feelings to any one
so when i feel stressed there is practically no one to turn to
seriously, NO FUCKING SINGLE PERSON.
have thought the he or she is a person i can trust totally
but in the end the person is juz a freaking hippocrite
the person has totally successfully destroyed my entire last two weeks in tj ( normal lessons)
now, this is the first time i really feel like going home
not that i can tell any one there, but at last i dun feel sad back home, i can forget about things for the mean time.
used to love gg to sch, put now the thought of going sch yet juz make my mouth close as it did for the past few days, for the first time
so wads wrong wif me i thought? its it because of *********** or what
in the end i conclude is that i hate being made use of
im juz a means to an end,
yet i still continue to smile joke n tok to that person
so does that makes me a even bigger hippocrite?
i guess so....

You see thats the problem wif me, i always think that im correct
juz when i start reflecting, i start justifying my actions without knowing
im a total failure i guess, fuk me
im totally shi bai
joke somemore lar, laugh n smile some more lar
so wad u think it funs for the moment,
put before u know it, all doors are slammed shut rit in ur fucking face
so wheres the key to all those doors, i guess ill be looking fot them for my entire life...
cheers
n
fuck
gtc65fyvc74
i dun noe wad to say
chiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
i really need someone that can be trusted.....

2008-08-11T23:05:00.002+08:00

wah now bleach super excilting sia
i mean the manga

but nvm
tok bout other things
yesterday went to changi airport to mugg wif ppl
as in ppl, i forgot got who liao
oh ya oh ya, siew yuen, den zhengrui michelle zoe auntie

i took bus 27 to airport
den u noe bus 27 rit, the seat juz behing the driver is i think actually meant for i adult or 2 kids to sit one
as in if i sit, still have a little bit space
so i sat on the seat, but before i position my butt properly and found out tt it was damn small, got an air stewardess board the bus, and her butt hor like immediately air at the small space beside me
i think she also didnt noe tt the seat so fucking small
den we squeeze lai squeeze qu , den see bae gan ga
cause she also bu hao yi shi stand up an walk away after squeezing me like im come fetus coming out of come virgina
really leh
imagine my leg all the way up to the shoulders all stucked together wif hers...
sia lar
den u like wtf... den i zia zia sleep, she she also damn bu hao yi shi, and act as in she is reading
so there was i 'sleeping' and she 'reading', den i fell asleep, n she fell asleep too,
i think because squeeze untill damn cozy mah
den she like tao on me like tt
i woke up n, WTF?
so bo bian continued with my act

luckily, she dun have bo, she looks quite not bad, n have good figure
if not hor...
ur good friend honghui is still stucked on the the seat rit now....
n ya shes a indian i think

ok wadever, but when we tio gan away by the mac ppl hor, on the way to term. 2, sy n i was toking bout acting like some PRC n go bastard some indian receptionist
super lame, den she will go to the counter n tok in tt cheena slang.....
'wheres singapore'
den the indian will say, 'u r in singapore'
den u say 'hahaha good joke funny.. hahaha' in a bimbotic manner
den press on the button before walking randomly away
u noe wad button...

after everything, went to some random playground in tampines
den like cant find any topic to talk
so zoe tried damn hard to find a topic...
den everyone is like... er........

den when siew yuen manages to find a topic to tok bout,
zoe immediately tok bout some random hub to let researchers to live in
n she managed to kill the conversation immediately..
-.- ......
good job sia

2008-08-09T21:53:00.002+08:00

I juz read siew yuens blog complaning bout her nafa not being able to get a gold
so i shall bragg about mine

shuttle run 9.4s(A)-5points
2.4km forgot bout the timing liao, but not very good (B)-4points
pull ups 20(A)-5points
sit-up 56(A)-5points
sit n reach 51cm (A)-5points
standing broad jump 252cm(A)-5points

so in total, 5+4+5+5+5+5=29 points

shit
ok lar last yr i also got the same points
den tot this yr maybe can get perfect 30
but sian diao lar
2.4 never even improve, deteoriate somemore
cheee...
yay i think this yr i top my class n climbing club for nafa again
like last year..... :D muahahahaha... come on slap me for being proud.....

went to sentosa again yesterday, forth time this yr, 2 times wif climbers twice wif class
BUT this time is ZHENG RUI plan one leh...
wah sehhh
sia lar... but zheng rui so wad?? huh huh huh
plan two weeks before.. he can pro untill last min hor
all of the class from the class except for siew yuen decide to ps n go sch...
den still need me to call zoe n luckily jeanette decide to gei mian zhi
tsk tsk

so we went to sentosa, initiall supposed to meet at 9.30, waited for siew yuen for bout half an hour at hougang.... den waited for auntie zoe at vivo for another half an hour..
wtf sia
den end up 10.30 den go sentosa
so by the time we reached there, all the volley ball courts are occupied
we resorted to playing without nets at first
so abit sian
den i pei SY n zoe to sit by the sea and observe the beautiful scenery
N guess wads the scenery?
a couple making out in the sea......
-.-

den we finally got a court which was kinda screwed up cause the sand damn shallow so damn fucking hard
so when i dived, i managed to add two more features onto my legs yesterday
Bo bian zheng rui suggested challenging other ppl around n kop their court
den we end up playing with two i dunno wad sch volley ball player
heng arh, they not very pro, i still can tahan their lvl of skill
nv tio rape, of course lar here got Zr will not get rape one lar
ok should say here got zoe, no one will wan to rape zoe

n after playing for quite some time, dey leaving so we invaded the court lor

den while resting i managed to set a boulder route tt i did not managed to complete on some big rock
climbed to e top n blast music on portable speaker
den siew yuen n I tried lip-sync the singers... N we behaved like freaks
den got this arnd 50+yr old uncle walk pass n see me lip-sync untill like constipated
den keep on tou tou laugh, you bu hao yi si laugh untill to obvious
wtf xia suay sia

oh den on the MRT i did something that was TOTALL WHAT THE FUCK
they were commenting tt chin huat face sun burn untill damn red
den i say i mimick him n i gek all the blood to my head there to make my face damn red lar
den on my sec attempt hor, i gek too much
den when i released the presuure, my head too much blood den tio blood clog
REALLY NO JOKE
den i almost black out, they say i tio seizure like tt
my eyes like not black out leh, it turn all white
den i drop the volley ball i was holding
my leg tremble like mad, i dunno is like fits or because no blood den no str to support my weight
den dey say my eyes like half closed, my mouth start to bubble
my whole body trembled
fuck luckily my left hand was holding onto the handle
den siewyuen grab my right hand
dey say i grab the handle untill damn fucking tight so i nv fall down, i think i was mumuring something when i was in that state.
den after when my head regain total control, i was like wtf, wad happen
siew yuen also freaked out
ppl in the tram near me was like WTF??
the ball was on the floor, everyone was stunned, my mouth was wet,
my head was in a daze
my left hand was still grabbing the handle damn tightly,
really imagine that u r going to die, n ur only support is that only hand.
den u will only noe how tightly i squeezed tt handle
i dunno lar, when tio fits hor, i cant think of anything
only thing in my brain was like,
wtf is happened? wtf? wtf? wtf? must hold on to something my hold damn tight, damn damn damn tight.

den i like damn freaked out, but nv really showed it to everyone lar, i juz keep on saying i damn scared
but actually, IM DAMN SCARED, TOTALLY TRAUMATISED!!
fuk lar, they all like say nv mind one nv mind one
of course nv mind lar, fuk not u all leh
fuk lar, i seriously think i almost got myslef into deep trouble
really my closest death experience
really really damn close
i was like fighting damn damn damn hard to clear my mind
that state u can imagine like u wan to sleep damn tired , but i roughly noe wad happened lar
so i keep forcing my brian to like.. i dunno lar
sian lar didnt sleep well the whole nite, scared i sleep half way n tio clog again.. den u noe wad...

fuck lar today i dunno is juzz myself or wad lar
my head like damn tight the wholeday
at the sides n at e back
hope nothing will happen
fuck lar.. stupid to do such things
i swear i will nv try tt act again

2008-08-05T00:24:00.001+08:00

i noe i juz posted my entry but really
FEEL LIKE VOMITTING BLOOD!!!
argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................................................

2008-08-05T00:07:00.002+08:00

arghh
study also not so stressed
y do i have to do these things again n again n again
n each n everyone tell me tt i cant tell anyone
so fucked up i duuno who to tell now
argh.. damn lar.....
u they thrust me wif the jobs because they think im a true friend?
i am trust worthy?
or because i tok too much normally
tt make myself look like a bastard
or someone who like to poke his nose into every hole he can find

arghh....
and i wonder wad im doing now or has promised to so
is wrong or is going against my own principles, if i have any
am i supposed to put on a facade or do everything with a motive at the back of my brain.?!

damn damn, i hate this, i really loathe this alot
never have been put in such a tough position for such a long time since sec1 or 2
i think ill juz have to try my best to help lar, ive promised liao...
feeling so damn guilty at the same time so much burden.
lucky i hav a blog to type n tok
if not i think i really will die one lor....
arghhhh......................

2008-08-03T22:01:00.003+08:00

sometimes u have to make decisions, difficult ones
juz to ensure tt you dont go against ur believes but at the same time u have to sacrifice things
i am seeing history repeating itself, but after all these years my choice has still remained the same
im glad that i did so tho..

but on a lighter note, wat the fuck
the climbers are the group of most "pan tan" or should i say hum ji group of people i have ever met,
wad, seven month cannot go out late,
cannot go near the beach, even the concrete pavement, incase some sea 'yao guai' will drag u into the sea n fuck you upside down
cannot have sex wif your wife, in case she suddenly tio posess n her boobs go behind n she become hantu te te or pontiyanak, n end up her fucking you instead of u fucking her
SURELY hor
n michelle commented that she is at least braver than at least one third of the guys in tjccc, but in which i think she is ,than almost all guys in climbing club...

N some more that day wah lao see bae xia suay sia
fuck man after Physics, me furqan n weekee have a habit of staying behind in the classroom with sliding door beside LT,
den we will open the window a lttle bit n shout 'EH CHIO BU' damn loud, to see any gals bu yan lian n turn around
den that day, after civics, i tot Miss Lee left the class room liao, i open the sliding door n start shouting,
den fuck, everyone is still in the classroom
wtf wtf, see bae sia suay
chi bye lar later she think i calling her how?

n yesterday was JTS
went to downtown east sakura
the juniors have to pay almosst 60 fucking bucks each
xiao, if last yr joey or michelle make us do tt, im will comfirm fucking hell fuck the fuck out of them
n michelle say tt she will not do tt in the first place........ she will rather spend the money on shopping rit
so in other not to dui bu qi J1s, i eat unti macham like gang gang bei fang chu lai like tt

2008-08-02T00:42:00.002+08:00

Fuck the world, make it a better place,
for you and for me and for the entire human race.

2008-07-30T22:47:00.003+08:00

This is a video of the nsscc speed climbing com last yr

came across it when i was rammaging thorugh my disc

n i dunno y this clip only hav me, n dun hav e rest

but at leeast its size is small

so i post lor, it is semi finals team btw

ahh found it.. this one is wif whole team in this is the first qualifying round, my team in one e left, im first climber :)

2008-07-24T20:40:00.002+08:00

went to hendon camp today n so hav to skip school
wasted my whole day there.....
sian i shall not say anything bout it cause i dun want speculations oe wadever

2008-07-20T23:24:00.003+08:00

sia lar
damn freaky sia....
tt day at arnd 1am plus.. i was surfing youtube
got this variety show featuring stephanie sun
she was telling bout this freakish ghost story..
den very late le mah... so of course will get a bit hum ji
suudenly out of no where my handphone camera shutter sound came out
i macham jump out
den i like alt F4 every program n went to sleep immediately
fucking scary lar
den only next day den i dare to take a look at the picture in sch library
den the picture is like pitch black lar... wtf man
this teaches me a lesson not to watch freakish stuuffs alone at night
esp this 3 days no one willl be at home sia
my parents ps me all go genting
sia lar if this thing happen again i GG liao

2008-07-17T23:36:00.005+08:00

2008-07-13T22:40:00.004+08:00

LOL told siew yuen to send me the photo she took when we go eat durian n kbox
she say she only hav a little, but she ended up sending me 10^100000 photos
so i decided to post some of em

Band photo!!!!

LOL.. SY find them cute wtf

Mr Hsu's constipated look

Went to eat durian wif class last friday

Miss lee want to rmb our face n name so ya.. tts wad she did...

oO

doggy

used the stickers gave to us to greater usage

lol more sexual position

oO who keep on taking my photo huh huh huh.? n y am i listen to mp3 in class whos lesson is it?

wahh more durians

yumm im advertising for durians

omg tts me on the left??.. i was tt skinny?

lol....

Taopok-ed joel on his birthday last yr

lol my face like (oO) this kind of expression.. zoe is knoob btw

when did siew yuen take this picture? n SY is kbitch/whore

2008-07-12T22:10:00.005+08:00

Got back JCT results on firday
they are ok ok only

but as for the amount of effort ive put in (1.5 weeks)
they are considered not bad liao

D for gp (i used to fail gp) :)
E for maths (lost 25 marks due to carelessness) :(
E for chem (the only subject im sad bout) :(
E for econs (only a few ppl pass econs in my class) :)
C for phyics (YAY MY FIRST C IN 2 YRS!!!) :)

LOL Jes's EZ lnk card

haha saw this artist name when i go kbox with knoob n kbitch

the picture explains it

Bleach character cosplay at suntec convention hall

'san guo' action figurines

Taken by siew yuen when she was in Osaka with tj band- damn chio sia

lol- Zoe digged out the background of our climbing teacher

Timothy's virgin look, was tt a bra strap? Oo

Yi Jie trying to wear a Sari

2008-07-10T22:34:00.002+08:00

后来终于在眼泪中明白, 有些人一旦错过就不再

this phrase is taken from the lyrics of a chinese song called 后来.
i think its meaningfull.

People say that fate cant be helped, or some saying goes like this'its due to fate that we met'
however i think most of the times our fate is changed by the actions we take

lets take for example
there is a damn hot de chio bu next class,
you like her
but u hum ji
dun dare to tok to her, not even making firiends with her
den u will be telling everyone that you n her are fated to be together, and 'mei yo yuen fen'

however if u take the courage to even tok to her
no need to propose to her or wad so ever
you n tt chio bu become friends or wad so ever more
den you will be saying that fate has pulled you 2 together

but wads the difference
the difference is that you took the action, regardless of whether how the other person will react

life is really like tt, if u dun try and make the first step to make the other person someone special,
he or she will juz be another stranger you met,
一旦错过就不再
you wont even noe how many people you have 错过le

2008-07-06T21:19:00.002+08:00

i was thinking about something the whole day
yesterday on bus 87 back home with zoe n jian hui
zoe mentioned about wasting one year of her time in tj or wads so ever...
jian hui asked:1 yr of our life considered long meh?
Zoe:ya..
jian hui:but some people sent around 50 yrs in the same company, tts even longer.

So i was thinking
right now in school or as students who are studying
life is like more happening, the most exciting part of our lives lor
we dun get to do nothing except to study tok crap eat sleep play when we get older

i had some taste life as a working adult after Os
life everyday is kinda repetitive
maybe perhaps, im juz working as some part-time job
trying too hard to sell my stuffs to other ppl
but days juz seems to flow past when u r doing stuffs like these

maybe thats y we all say that we should treasure our time as care-free students
and school is one of the few places where friendship can really genuine
time can rally change ppl, regardless for the better or for the worst, its not up to us to decide tho.
A short period of 2 yrs can change a person from someone i know to someone who is like a total stranger
i guess everyone in like tens yrs time will most probably be fighting for their careers, for their positions.. playing politics...
and some of us has already started liao, in the process forsaking their friends, and insisting that everyone else has changed,
they criticize others, they think that wat they are doing is the best
they think they are the elite, but come to think of it, they are just pathetic fools
fighting for roles, power, titles, accomplishments, president of this and that, y cant they just realise that people are slowly deserting them
y cant they just realise that people are different
accept it n get a life

Time and experience really has a unstoppable power of killing morals and emotions
who knows your best friend now, in ten years time, may just be another 'nice' guy or girl u met before

2008-07-01T21:45:00.006+08:00

DA PERFECT *MOLE* :)

by honghui*

this post is inspired by many things that happened around me these few months, n they sum up to a conclusion, da *mole* is something that is very important to us, we may not notice them, be it ours or ON THEIRS, we will have to admit that da *mole* plays a very crucial role in our lives, especially in some other ppl's. oO

A *mole* can come in many different forms, be it ugly, super ugly damn ugly, fugly(fucking ugly) or fucking fugly, we cant deny the fact that there is a *mole*... i mean it is a *mole*. So Here are a few forms of identity that a *mole* can diguise itself as.

1:THE *MOLE* CONCEPT

A *mole* is the amount of PUS of a system, which contains as many elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kilogram (or 12 grams) of PUS, where the PUS atoms are unbound, at rest and in their ground state.[2] The number of atoms in 0.012 kilogram of PUS is known as the Avogadro constant, and is determined empirically. The currently accepted value is 6.02214179(30)×1023 mol-1

The number of *moles* of a element or compund is given by the mass over its Mr or AR.

However if you are face with a probem such as:

Given tt you have a person with mass 150kg n is called MT, find her Mr n the number of *moles* she is made up of, by using the correct concept and formula in the most practical way.

This *mole* concept will come in very useful, the answer is at such:

Since you have her mass of 150kg, that leaves you will 2 unknowns, the *mole* and her Mr, since it is impossible to find her Mr as her *mole* is make up of different elements, our only way is to find her number of *moles*.

STEP1) Locate MT in sch, this can be easily done as she can be found within 5m range of FF.

STEP2) Make her black out by letting her look at a mirror or let her camwhore.

STEP3) wear protective glasses and count the number of *moles* she has over her body.

ALT METHOD

STEP1) simply walk straight to her, look at her face and you can find the answer. :)

Now lets assume that we have carried out the steps using the alternate method which is the safer one, we managed to locate, i mean find the number of *moles*.

for presentation wise, write: 'Let the number of *moles* be ONE BIG MOL.'

therefore her Mr is = (150kg)/(1 BIG MOL)

=150 kgBIGMOL-1 :)

2:*MOLE* (animal)

*Moles* are the majority of the members of the mammal family 'homole- sapien' in the order Soricomorpha. Although most *moles* burrow, some species are aquatic or semi-aquatic, as they can float well. *Moles* have cylindrical bodies covered in fur with small or covered eyes ; the ears are generally not visible. They eat small invertebrate animals living underground. *Moles* can be found in North America, Europe and Asia. (One of the *mole*'s common hotspots is Temasek Junior College, in Singapore, a country in Asia)

Male *moles* are called FF; females are called sows or MT. A group of *moles* is called a labor. Since at least the era of Early Modern English the *mole* was also known in TJC as a "moldyslut" or "moldywhores"[2] (plural) and is known in China as 'Zhi' or hokkien as 'zi'.

TO B CONTINUED............

2008-06-19T19:22:00.004+08:00

DEAR STUDENTS OF TEMASEK JC... IM WRITING ON MY BLOG NOT TO WRONGFULLY ACCUSE ANY PERSON FOR ANYTHING, BUT BECAUSE IM AM EXTREMELY PISSED OFF ABOUT WAD HAD JUZ HAPPEN IN SCH TODAY AT 5PM. YOU MAY TAGG UR COMMENTS IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME BY MY BLOG.

The content below is NOT a personal recount BUT is more of a factual recount, AND I SWEAR tt everything i say is wad that had happened exactly.

My group of friends and i went to college today to study for JCTs next week as what we have been doing every day for this entire week. We went to school SOLELY to study and not for other purposes. What we ask for is nothing, not an air-con classroom, not even the air-conditioned libray to study in (the library is closed for almost the entire holiday) What we ask for is, is juz a place for us to sit where we can study N not be disturbed by anyone

Its arnd 5pm we were studying in the canteen, the Operations Manager(OM) of our school walked towards our table n tapped one of my friend on his shoulder, saying stently that he should stop putting his leg on a chair as the cleaners had juz washed the chairs on the previous day. I was aware of that as I was in sch the day before. Then my friend commented that the chairs are clean ( as the cleaners had juz cleaned them.. duh!). But OM decided to take his comments as a 'rude' reply, and turn loud on his voice.
It was then that he turned towards me. 'Dont you think that ur phone is too loud!' (i was studying at the point of time, i was even holding my pen in my hands, and yes i was playing songs from my phone, yes it may be too loud for some ppl, but it is NOT and far from full volume!.) Reacting too his rude acussation, i turned around and scanned the canteened and replied, ' theres no one else in the canteen, i wont be affecting any one.' (Indeed there was one one else in the canteen at 5pm, there was ONLY two girls other than my friends sitting at the extreme end in the canteen at the other side.)
'Does that means that you can play ur songs so loud?! how many decibels is it?!' ( lame)
'How i know.'
'You better soften your handphone right NOW!'
I stared at him feeling angry, but i decided that i may be wrong in the first place, so i reached out to soften my phone n mumbled 'ok......'
BUT the funny thing is that juz right after i softened my phone, he started screaming right at me.
WAD THE HELL is his problem? He told me to soften my phone, Yes i followed his instructions CLEARLY... and what the hell is he suddenly screaming at me in the top of his voice for?
'WAD OK? DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE VERY RUDE, YOU KNOW THAT I CAN MAKE YOU GET OUT OF THE SCHOOL RIGHT NOW? GET OUT OF THE SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!!'
I was damn shocked at his sudden insane-like scraming, he EVEN told me to get out of school when i was studying?! He has no rights to do that when i didnt do any thing wrong enough to deserve this, IM DAMN SURE of that.
I gave up and started packing my stuffs...... to leave the college
That is when he made a series of TOTALLY INSANE, UNREASONABLE, WRONGFUL ACCUSATONS about me.
He sreamed right in my ears that i am not a student from the school even if i am weraing my school's PE uniform, n college pants.
I was astonished beyond my imgination that he would say that i dont belong to the college which i im studying in?
Next he turned around to a security guard who was attracted to the commotion and was standing next to us, and reprimanded him loudly in front of us, students and asked him why did he let OUTSIDERS like us into the college compound?
WTF???
The security guard remained silent as they only check the people going in and out of the school during weekends when there is no school activities taking place.
That is when my voice got louder.
When i was about to leave, he stopped me n demand that i produce my IC? HOLY SHIT WAD THE HECK?
WHY SHOULD I SHOW HIM MY IC?
IS HE A POLICE?
HE IS NOT EVEN A SECURITY GUARD!
EVEN A POLICE NEEDS TO PRODUCE A CERTIFICATE WHEN MAKING US DO TT!
DOES HE HAVE THE RIGHTS TO DO THAT? THATS AGAINST THE LAW!
AND WHY SHOULD I GIVE HIM MY IC WHEN I HAVE JUZ BEEN ACCUSED OF NOT BEING A STUDENT FROM TJC N IS TRASPASSING?
So i told him that i did not bring my student pass
'I dont care, give me anything with ur name on it!, if not you cant get out!'
so i took my wallent out n showed him my Climb Asia card, he took it and made another accusation.
'How am i to believe this card belongs to you?'
'BECAUSE IT IS FOUND IN MY WALLET!' i snapped.
What the hell is he trying to say? the card to not belong to me, so wad is he trying to say? i stoled the card, if that is the case he has maligned me, AND that is against the law too!
WHAT THE HELL, why the hell would i go through all the trouble to steal a card from others juz to show him so that i can get out of my OWN school?
'I dun care, you must show me something with your IC on it!'
without any choice i took out my bus pass from my wallet n gave him.
'Why do you suddenly have your bus pass now!?'
'I did not i know that i brought it along!'
'You can check all you want with my ic no!'
'Wad you say?!'
'Because i am a student from this school!'
He took my bus pass and copied all the information on a pieces of paper, even demanding for my class when he had juz INSISTED that i do not belong to the school.
IS he trying to make a joke, or he is juz trying to make a joke out of himself?
AND he could have juz asked the information from me, how would i i noe wad is writing down from my bus pass? that is my privacy! HE HAD NO FREAKING RIGHRS to so that!
HE is not satisfied yet, he turned to my friend who has juz stood up, and told him that they all cannot leave.
'Why cant i leave, im leaving with him. i have done nothing!'
'Why cant i make you stay back? Do i not have the rights to make you stay back?'
IS THAT RETARDED OR WAD?
IT is during holidays, and he does not have the rights to do so, and scream at all of us the whole time.
Then he continueed to make all my friends to produce their bus passes, execept for the girls because i mangaed to warned them not to come back so as to stay away from unneccesary trouble.
But he continued to wait for the gals' return from toliet
So we helped the girls pack their stuffs and escaped when he got tired of it n went off.

SO I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS TO ASK FROM THIS INCIDENT?

AS I STUDENT, WHEN I ENTER THE SCHOOL, WHAT SHOULD I BRING IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT I AM A STUDENT FROM THE SCHOOL?
MY PASSPORT, MY PSLE, O LVL CERT?
STDENTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER SCHOOL IN THEIR HOME CLOTHES, BUT WHEN I GO TO SCHOOL IN MY SCHOOL UNIFORM, WHY AM I BEING ACCUSED OF NOT BEING ONE, AND BEING CHASED OUT?
I DO NOT LIVE NEAR THE SCHOOL, IT TAKES ARND 2 HRS TO GET TO THE SCHOOL FROM MY HOUSE, N I JUZ GET CHASED OUT BY SOME UNREASONABLE GUY?
SO IF THAT IS THE CASE WHAT DO WE STUDENTS HAVE TO WEAR? COME TO SCHOOL NAKED, OR IN SWIMMING TRUNKS?
WHEN HE SAY THE CLUB CARD THAT I SHOW HIM IS NOT MINE, WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY, I STOLE IT, SO IS HE TRYING TO SAY THAT I AM A THEIF?
I HOPE NOT, IF NOT WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY, IS HE SUSPECTING THAT IM MAS SELAMAT? SORRY TO SAY THAT, BUT HE LOOK MORE LIKE MAS SELAMAT.
AND HE IS TOTALLY INSULTING MY MORAL VALUES, I HAVE NEVER STOLE BEFORE, AND WHAT HE HAS JUZ SAID IS OUTRAGEOUS.
HE CLAIMED THAT I WAS RUDE TO HIM WHEN HE DID NOT EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SPEAK, AND HOW POLITE IS IT TO SCOLD THE SECURITY GUARD RIGHT IN FRONT OF US ON THE SPOT? IS HE TRYING TO TELL US THAT JUZ BECAUSE HE IS A OM HE CAN DO WAD EVER HE WANTS WITH ALL THE WORKERS IN THE SCHOOL, N NOT RESPECTING THEM A SINGLE BIT.
I AM TOTALLY DISSAPOINTED THAT SUCH A GOOD COLLEGE,SUCH AS TEMASEK JUNIOR COLLEGE HAS HIRED SOME ONE WITH SUCH CHARACTER. WHAT A SHAME, AND COME TO THINK OF IT, HASNT ' GOOD COLLGE' THIS WORD SOUNDS FAMILIAR, HASNT I APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER THESE FEW WEEKS?
AND WHAT THE HELL DOES HE WANT WITH ME, ORDERING ME TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY N NOT ALLOWING ME TO LEAVE THE COLLEGE COMPOUND AT THE SAME TIME.
HE DO NOT HAVE THE QUALITIES TO BE A OM WHEN HE CANT EVEN MAKE HIS INSTRUCTIONS CLEAR. ALL HE KNOWS FROM WAD I HAVE WITNESSED TODAY IS JUZ TO WHINE AT THE TOP HIS HIS VOICE, THINKING THAT HE WILL EARN RESPECT BY DOING SO.
FAT HOPE!
IS IT A RULE IN THE COLLEGE THAT I CANT PLAY MUSIC ON MY PHONE? IS IT WRONG TO PLAY IT LOUDER WHEN THERE IS NO ONE ELSE ARND?
AND THE FUNNY THING IS THAT THERE ARE WORKERS IN THE CANTEEN DRILLING HOLES IN THE WALL AT THE SAME TIME
SO IS HE TRYING TO SAY THAT MY PHONE IS SO POWERFUL THAT IT CAN BE LOUDER THAN HIS WORKERS' ELECRTONIC DRILLS, SURELY!
SO IF NOT, SHOULDNT HE TELL HIS WORKERS TO STOP USING THEIR DRILLS AS THEY ARE AFFECTING US STUDENTS FROM DOING OUR WORK IN A CONDUSIVE ENVIRONMENT THAT A SCHOLL IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE?
BY THE WAY THE DECIBEL OF THE SOUND MY PHONE MY PHONE IS MAKING IS JUZ AROUND 70+ DECIBELS
IT WLL ONLY CAUSE DAMAGE WHEN IT HAS REACHED AROUND 90 OR 100, 70 IS LIKE PERFECTLY NORMAL SOUND VOLUME. JUZ FOR UR INFORMATION.

I KNOW THAT BY WRITING ON MY BLOG IS LIKE PUBLICISING THIS ISSUE N MAY BRING TROUBLE TO THE SCH.
BUT HECK,I DUN GIVE A DAMN, IM NOT LYING ABOUT ANYTHING, IM ACCEPTING THAT I DID HAVE SOME MISTAKES BUT FOR HELL'S SAKE, THE OM IS TOTALLY UNREASONABLE, I CANT IMAGINE SOMEONE LIKE HIM WILL BE IN COMMAND OF THE OPERATIONS IN THE SCHOOL
AND IM SURE THAT AN OM DOES NOT HAVE THE RIGHTS TO DO SUCH A THING AS WAD HE HAVE PITIFULLY DONE TODAY.
N STOMPING THE SCHOOL WOULD BE A BAD I IDEA AS I DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE THE GUY WHO ADDRESSED HIS ISSUES ON STOMP.

THERE ARE MUCH MORE STORRIES ABOUT HIM, FOR EXAMPLE HIM NOT ALLOWING MY FRIENDS TO USE THE CANTEEN TABLE AS THEY HAVE FINISHED EATING.

OKAY ILL JUZ BREIFLY RECOUNT WAD HAS HAPPENED
MY 3 FRIENDS WENT TO BUY FOOD IN THE CANTEEN.
TWO WERE FASTER AS THE OTHER ONE CAME LATER THAN THE REST.
SO THEY FINISHED THEIR FOOD BEFORE THE ONE THAT WAS LATE .
THEY SAT ON THE SAME TABLE IN THE CANTEEN N WAITED FOR THEIR FRIEND TO FINISH UP WITH HER FOOD.
THEN THE OM CAME ALONG AND COMMANDED THEY TO GO AWAY AS THEY WERE NOT EATING N THEY CANNOT USE THE CANTEEN TABLE IF THEY ARE NOT EATING.
THEY TOLD HIM THAT ONE OF THEM IS STILL EATING
SO HE FORCED THE OTHER TWO WHO HAD FINISHED, TO STAND UP AND WAIT NEXT TO HER SO THAT OTHER PPL CAN USE THE TABLE
COME ON LAR THATS BLOODY STUPID, THE CANTEEN IS NOT EVEN CROWDED, AND AS IF OTHER PPL THAT THEY DUN KNOW WILL WANT TO SHARE THE SAME TABLE WITH HER WHILE HER TWO OTHER FRIENDS ARE STANDING NEXT TO HER STARING AT THE TABLE
AND IT IS TOTALLY UNREASONABLE TO FORCE THEM TO GIVE UP THEIR SEATS, SINCE WHEN HAS THERE BEEN SUCH A RULE SUCH AS U NEED TO BE EATING TO USE A CANTEEN CHAIR
IF THAT IS THE CASE, WHERE CAN WE GO DURING RECESS IF WE DO NOT FEEL LIKE EATING, GO TO HIS ROOM IN THE OFFICE N SEAT ON HIS CHAIR?
I CANT IMAGINE THERE IS SUCH A PERSON THAT HIS WORKING IN THE SCHOOL.

2008-06-12T10:35:00.010+08:00

-TEAM ROUTE 2 WEI REN

-1 DAMN NERVOUS THE OTHER SMILING AWAY

-ZW GRINNING LIKE SOME RAPIST

-I FEEL LIKE PEEPING

-TEAM 1ST ROUTE

-WHOS THE DOG?

-DONGYING THROWS FOR THE SLOPPER

-DONGYING FINISHING HIS LAST ROUTE

-TECK ON HIS LAST ROUTE

-ATTEMPTING A DYNO

-LAST TRAINGING :S

-DA DOG N THE SC DOG

-CHINHUAT

-AFTER MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS

-Oo

- :)

-TK N HY

-FAKE SHARMA

-CAMWHORING

-ZOE FORCE ME TO CAMWHORE, I THINK IS HER

2008-06-12T10:11:00.002+08:00

Many things happen sia...halfway through holiday and now climbing has ended
time seems to like come to a stand still
i look at people around me... life is still very much the same for them..
maybe because their pdp is different
at least 15hrs a week worth of climbing has been drastically reduced to none
feeling damn free now n den, even tho knowing tt JCTs r coming n im not even half prepared
keep thinking bout all my past competitions
how sucky all of them has been.. i mean im the one that suxs lar
i shld have done this ... done tt..
fuck it lar...
Why did i joined climbing in e first case
Okay lar... i didnt really join to compete..
at least i thought tt i joined to experience sports, n competition.. apart from concert band last time which was TOTALLY FUCKED UP
i tot tt i will be a whole new experience
n yup everything is different
N some more within this short period of 2 weeks ive witnessed relationships being severed
n i was think, do ppl now juz going out wif a gal/guy juz for the fun or for status?
do we ask a gal out juz because we feel like it not because we like the person?
come on lar.. tts bloody selfish lar... tt fucking playing wif other feelings lor
we dont do it on ppl we care for, our friends... we only do this kind of things to enemies lar
Chi bye nah bae, y cant these ppl juz get a life
Some more one of my family member may hav health prob..
fuck
fuckit
nvm if i keep on typing more Fs will comeout cause my com got auto type FUCK function, so its not my fault. FUCK

ill juz post come competition pictures , n others...
ON THE POST ABOVE, as in, in the next post
-honghui
fucks

2008-06-09T23:22:00.002+08:00

SUXS.... WAT KIND OF QNS ARE THESE??? SUPER EMO... N HORNY... NVM... THE FIRST QN SOUNDS FUN.... SO I SHALL LET IT REMAIN AS IT IS...
Instructions: Remove 1 question from below and replace it with your own.
1. Do you masturbate?
ME:Ehhhh.... i dun noe leh... siew yuen can u please kindly teach me how to.. plzzz
SY:For wad sia... :)
ME:So that i can help you n webcam you in the future lor -.-
SY:Wow im excited
ME:you are far too kind :)
LOL
2. What is the one thing you would change if you had a chance to go back into the past?
Okay lar, i mean wads wrong with us now..without the things that happened in the past i wouldnt be me now.. so cheers
3. What's going to happen tomorrow?
Oh its almost 12 am now erm... ya so tml as in, in a few mins time.. Oh ya hor its bimbo Michelle b.dae tml. Happy birthday!!! :S
4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
YA I DO HATE THEM occasionally, but guessed wad friends whom had fought before tend to have stronger friendship. N guess wad i wont say i hate them, i like my friends for who they are.
5. When do you wish to die?
When the world run out of its supply of chio bus and tight CBs... especially when supply is totally inelastic of demand... AWWW tt would be horrible... for XMS ppl juz think miss abbey
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Rainbows are optical and meteorological phenomena that cause a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere
-So i will believe it unless it starts raining in the night.. yeah
7. What impossible things you would wish to do?
To know how big is the universe.. N to find out if there is 4th dimension.. yaya i noe its retarded.
8. Do you believe in eternal love?
Depends wtf u call 'eternal love' lor.. if you say being willing to give up my life for love ones... i will say maybe... who knows...Oo
9. Have you broken someone's heart that he/she tried to commit suicide?
Nahh... im not so destructive.. im juz contagious.. okay i dun even noe wad this means...
10. Where is your favourite holiday destination?
FUCK itnt it obvious.. JAPAN lar KAWAII girls....
N Africa... in this case OF COURSE NT FOR ITS SUPPLY OF GALS LAR!!
11. Describe your other half?Gone?
Erm i think this qn is for ppl who are steady or WAS steady... BUT nevermind.... my lower half...I would say.... STRONG
12. What feelings do you hate the most?
Lack of confidence
13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Try to.. but i tend to cherish them when its gone
14. What're you looking forward to in the coming weeks?
MUGG..nt be distracted from MAPLESTORY... Omg theres even private server sia. EXP 300 times leh... wtf lor...
15. The most important thing in your life?
Havung my own stand, my own view, nt be pushed around
16. Who do you hope to be always there for you?
Trusted friends, family?
17. Do you find life meaningless?
Those ppl who think life is meaningless... i think its time to practise some euthanesia.. i dun wanna die so young.
18. Have you ever loved someone?
Ya
19. List one thing that you're scared of.
Long legged insects... but im getting better with this phobia.... nt really a phobia actually.
20. What's your greatest wish?
To live everyday without a single regret
21. What if one of your loves betrayed you?
Rape his/her mom, send Dick Lee at his/her Dad, run my car over his/her Grandma, tao pok his/her Grand Pa with britter bones disease... and tell him/her, "Its okay, i forgive you. :)"
Tag 7 people... , list them out at the end of the post. Notify them in their chatterbox that they've been tagged.
Still dun noe... update later

2008-05-04T21:57:00.009+08:00

BARNDOOR WEEKLY

-most prestigious award celebrating the most im-ba(unbalanced sportsmen/women)

Barndoor weekly has rested for 2 weeks without any update, our greatest apologies.

But fear not, barndoor weekly is sure to satisfy ur orgasmic craving by our special issue this week.

As you all know tt global warming, heavy carbon emission is causing a serious toll on our earth, causing many permernant and extreme climate changes, like unexpected lightning storms that only tjc lightning detector can detect. So SURELY thats a big problem. Thus in response to popular demand, barndoor weekly has decided to make this issue the 'environmental' issue. As u can see, some of the words are in green colour so we feel that by having words in green and printed on millions of pieces of paper, can save earth, juz like how TIME magazine thinks it can.

This issue will cover a few alarming incidents that has caused rapid environmental degradation.

Plight of the gorillas
Climate change leading to wierd behavourial change in wild life
Where have all the girls gone to?

Plight of the gorillas

It has been weeks since it has rained in mount.twoinches. Human activity that has been on going next Mt.2inch has caused severe drought in the region, the hot n stinky weather is only accompaned by torrens of acid rain after weeks of absolute dryness. As a result animal experts has discovered a shocking phenomenon amoungst a specific group of animals which resembles human characteristics, but they are not exactly human, there are the gorillas.

Because of insufficient water the dick of gorillas has all strinked to the size of a mere 2 inch! Global concerns about this phenomenon has called for immediate response to this some people calls 'mega downsizing of dicks'. The efficient Singapore government as it always is, has stepped up it defence against this possible epidemic by imposing laws quaranteen gorillas infected by this disease. ' Im not sure why the STD department is made in change, but in any case, this time we are not going to let the disease escape, not even through the windows in the toliet", chief of the Internal Sexually Transmitted Disease Security Agency of Singapore.

Meanwhile the united states of america has already hasten it preparation of nuking the whole of MT.2inch. "I dun care wad senate Obama says about these black 2inch dicks' rigths, or wad senate clinton suggests about blowing them bigger, i Firmly thinks that wad ever things that crop up, no matter the size, WE NUKE EM!' president George Bush

However in order to maintain a balanced coverage of this crisis, we have managed to get hold of a 18 yr old MALE gorilla called gorillyn who can do 8 pull ups and currently stucked at 2 inches.

Barndoor Weekly: yo man

gorillyn: im not a man, im a gorilla!

Barndoor Weekly: okay point taken, but hows life

gorillyn: sigh the world is getting smaller so is my dick.

Barndoor Weekly: i mean ur life

gorrillyn ignored barndoor Weekly's questions by getting into greater details, here is a picture that can explain all.

Barndoor Weekly: Oh i see, so how long is ur gorilla king?

Gorillyn:10 inches lor, im working towars that.

Barndoor weekly: WTF!

Barndoor Weekly cant juz leave this problem hanging in the air.

so we have came up with a solution:

EAT VIAGRA LAR, STUPID!

Looks like the problem wouldnt be hanging in the air anymore, it will be standing straight up.

to be continued...........

2008-04-15T22:46:00.005+08:00

BARNDOOR WEEKLY

-most prestigious award celebrating the most im-ba(unbalanced sportsmen/women)

!HOT NEWS!

A weird phenomenon spottted amoungst the barndooring area, leading to

controversal debate between professionals.

HOWEVER, barndoor weekly suspected that this may be none other than our

barndoor champion this week!

Below shows a picture of a blurrish cloud of matter congregating near the barndoor wall.

Dear concerned readers, barndoor weekly is sure that you must be wondering what the
**** this that pile of thing doing there, and what exactly is the ghostly image caused by.

Therefore, with the inquisitive mind that barndoor times have, we have set out on a
venture to find out the true identity of the pile of S*** spotted, exclusively for you.

Firstly, to carry out the investigation, the barndoor weekly have managed to locate a few
well known professionals that may have a lead to the truth. We sought their views and they are as follows:

1:The environmentalist, Zoologist Prof.WIMPson churchill
WIMPson: Oh my god, what have we got here?! This is a legendary phenomenon that has been speculated
that will only happen once every ten years (That is a very long time, as compared to the time that Wei Ren will take to shut up)

Barndoor Weekly: Hmmm, seems like you are quite a learned wimp, so would u mind telling me more?

WIMPson: This shows a scene the mass grouping, in zoology term,'Orgy', of around 1000000 mosquitos, it is even said that the numbers can even reach up to 10000000000 of them.

Barndoor Weekly: So what has caused it to happen?

WIMPson: Evidently enough, these mosquitos must have been chased away by the usage of
repellent "OFF" and the constant clapping of hands in order to get rid of them, as a result
they must have decided to mass orgy together and i guess at the barndooring area as a conincidence.

2: Doc. AH ZEES

Zees: Good morning college

Barndoor Weekly: Srry you are not talking to ur college right now.

Zees: Ohh ya..... this phenomenon must be caused by............... erm students not asking questons
during Royston Tan's visit...... or maybe....... the fact that im not shaved for 10 years...... or maybe........ the lightning alarm system ringing on a sunny day.

Barndoor Weekly: Okay these make PERFECT sense, Bye n go n die.

Zees: Civics will be held in LT1 for JC2s... for TA4s...........

3: Sir Touch On Nobody's shoulder esp Girls aka voldemort

Tong: Hey you! Stop right there!

Barndoor Weekly: BUTT....

Tong: Wheres your college pin? Why is your shirt out, Why is your skirt so
short and your hair is touching your collar by 0.0000001 mm.

Barndoor Weekly: BUTT....

Tong: And why is ur hands on your own shoulder!!! Its unacceptable!!!! This is
public show of affection of yourself

Barndoor Weekly: BUTT.....

Tong: There are many conservative students in the college and by doing so you
may offend other students, your actions has caused quite a stir and there was 'murmuring among other students' in the canteen.

Barndoor Times: BUTT.....

Tong: Stop being rude even though im short bald sqeaky and square, now write me a letter
of apology.

Barndoor Weekly: Just F*** off

4: Prof Philip

Phil: Noob shit *shakes his head*

Barndoor Weekly: huh?

Phil: wad is that Wei Ren up to again this time, noob shit

Barndoor Weekly: what is he trying to do, in your opinion? (ohh its Weiren not mosquitos?)

Phil: must be stubborn lar... everything dun listen to others... cross hand must leg hook, match hand must leg hook..... dyno must leg hook...... campus also must leg hook, noob shit

Barndoor Weekly: But what makes you so sure that its is Wei ren not other stuffs?

Phil: Aiyo with professional photo-shopping it is clearly him lar... see for yourself lor.. this kind of yellow, 'qian da' face, only he will have lar,noob shit.

-an enhanced photograph using the photodetecing technology normally used to capture ghosts and spirits.

Barndoor Weekly: but why isit so wierd?

Phil: OH dammit OMG ITS A BARNDOOR!!!! i cani imagine that it is coming from weiren!
He must have trained damn hard to get this result... this is totally inspirational.....noob shit
*so touched that he is wiping away the tears from the eyes*

Barndoor Weekly: Are you crying?

Phil: Siao arh? im juz feeling srry for the spirit in the picture, noob shit.

Barndoor Times: ..... wad ever lor

Phil: oh ya maybe it is also because of the wierd face that he is borned with that makes the picture have a uncanny feeling of wierdness, noob shit.

Barndoor Weekly: makes sense, so are you hinting that his barndoor is partly caused by the wierd face he is borned with?

Phil: Perhaps, Would you excuse me for a while, im going to get my Nobel prize for creating the Philips curve for barndoor whereby
N=No of Barndoors in 1 hr period is determined by forces of
A, wierd face
B, noob shit character

Well thats all for this week's Barndoor weekly featuring world renounced noob shit barndoor-er Wei Ren
Please stay tune to the next episode of barndoor weekly coming up very soon.
-issue may contain some(all) exaggerated information and content aimed to attract more attention
-parential guildance not needed as blogger didnt not use any F word or type anysick content for thefirst time. (i think i did)
-Any terms and conditions that usually apply, do no apply, feel free to leave ur comments.

2008-04-13T01:56:00.001+08:00

that was the last time i heard
that was the last time i saw
that was the last time i felt

i hope that, that is not the case.......

2008-04-08T00:36:00.003+08:00

Dareka No Negai Ga Kanau Koro By Utada Hikaru

These are the lyrics in japanese and the english translation.
Chiisa na koto de daiji na mono ushinatta
Tsumetai yubiwa ga watashi ni hikattemiseta
"Ima sae areba ii" to itta kedosou ja nakatta
Anata e tsuzuku doa ga oto mo naku kieta

Anata no shiawase negau hodowagamama ga fueteku yo
Soredemo anata wo hikitometaiitsu datte sou
Dareka no negai ga kanau koroano ko ga naiteru yo
Sono mama tobira no oto wa naranai

Minna ni hitsuyou to sareru kimi wo iyaseru tatta hitori ni
Naritakute sukoshi gaman shi sugita na

Jibun no shiawase negau kotowagamama dewa nai desho
Sore nara anata wo dakiyosetaidekiru dake gyutto
Watashi no namida ga kawaku koroano ko ga naiteru yo
Kono mama bokura no jimen wa kawakanai

Anata no shiawase negau hodowagamama ga fueteku yo
Anata wa watashi wo hikitometaiitsu datte sou
Dareka no negai ga kanau koroano ko ga naiteru yo
Minna no negai wa douji ni wa kanawanai

Chiisa na chikyuu ga mawaru hodoyasashisa ga mi ni tsuku yo
Mou ichidido anata wo dakishimetaidekiru dake sutto

ANG MOH Translation
I've lost something important because of small things
The cold ring showed its glimmer to me
I said, "All I need is today," but that wasn't the case
The door to you vanished without a sound

The more I wish for your happiness, the more selfish I become
But still, I want you to stay, and I always did
When someone's wish comes true, she'll be crying
That way the door won't make a sound

I wanted to become the only one who can heal you, who is needed by everyone,
and I've endured it a little too much

To wish for own happiness is not selfish, right?
If that's so, I want to hold you as tight as I can
When my tears dry up, she'll be crying
That way, the ground under us won't dry up

The more I wish for your happiness, the more selfish I become
But you never hold me back, you never did
When someone's wish comes true, she'll be crying
Everyone's wishes can't be granted at once

As the small earth rotates, I learn to become more kind
I want to hug you once more, as soft as I can

2008-04-06T20:49:00.009+08:00

BARNDOOR WEEKLY

a continuation of the post eariler

-most prestigious award celebrating the most im-ba(unbalanced sportsmen/women)

Nominees for the champion barndoor-er:

1:Honghui (gained immunity)

2:Joel

3:Yuxin aka noob

-champion is entitle to a full cover page featuring of his/her memorable moments that earned his/her this

title that many sport people are dying to achieve, and of course analyse wad has cause this wonderful barndoor.

*Barndoor weekly is proud to announce that the winner for the first ever

champion is none other than Noob yu xin

Her proudest moment in her career as a sportswoman

The commitee of barndoor time sincerely NOT apologise to readers for the repetition

of picture, due to measures of cost cutting and efficiency.

Past barndoor achievements......

Scene taken when she barndoored bravely at the national schools sports

barndooring competition, she fought well but obviously she was disappointed at

her barndoor results as can be seen from her emo face.

Ok now lets get to the section where we deeply discuss how featured

sportswoman managed to achieve her perfect barndoor!!!

Reasons for barndoor (exclusive reasons from our sportswoman):

1:' I think the route was too easy mah, so i guess the only way

to go up was to campus up rit? i mean da.... isnt it obvious?

And wah when i was campusing to this very nice to hold

slopper with my right hand, my right leg accidentally touched

the foot hold mah, it happened! wow.... Sorry sorry right now im

so excited about my new barndoor, everything happened so

quickly.....' ,Yuxin

Report by barndoor weekly reporter Honghui as the sportwoman was trying very to restage her

whole barndoor action at thin air looking as if she was doing a mime.

2: Absense of body control

'You need to have good body control on ur climb to allow you to

do moves efficiently and gracefully in order not to waste energy,

failuer to do so will result in having a Barndoor....'

-qouted from Prof.Philip

However, our sportswoman justified herself by saying that she

is too strong, having body control was not neccessary for her.

Barndoor weekly decided to give her a benefit of the doubt

3: Hidden abilities that many other climbers lack

It has been recorded that our sportswoman has a history of

trying to dance up the barndoor wall, it may well explain how she

achieve the fabulous barndoor.

'Aiyo, u all barndoor weekly so kapo for wad, im juz doing my fravourite

Lame Dance steps mah...... damn u all saw arh?' Yuxin

'Siao how to dance on the wall? i can even climb properly liao

how im a supposed to dance up, N it is such a waste of energy'

quoted by a TJCCC barndoor club climber

'Surely.... grins*' Yuxin

our sportswoman snatched back the microphone n gave a short n sharp retort but failing to support

her stand, ending off by insisting the she is too strong so she has to waste some energy by doing her

Lame Dance, while still trying hard to do her mime thingy.... Dots

Well thats all for this week's Barndoor weekly featuring world renounced

free barndoor-er Yuxin.

Please stay tune to the next episode of barndoor weekly coming up very soon.

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2008-04-02T00:31:00.002+08:00

WAH is THIS HEAVEN or wad
orihime serving WATERMELON!!!
omg
im-ba!!! one of the best wall paper i came across

i swear the japs r the sickest ppl arnd man
but who cares
he do their dirty little job
we as audience jus simply sit back n enjoy their work of art

wah matsumato see bae hot sia... her bra is juz barely covering 'it'
nvm..... see for urself